The Alabama Lesson
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by JLake4
I ran for Congress in Alabama last Congressional election. Let me give you a timeline of the events leading up to reset on the 26th:
5:00 Game Time: I wake up and check in, see I'm losing 14-3 to a guy called Weezly. Upon further investigation, I learn he's Bulgarian.
6:00 Game Time: After further investigating, I learn that Bulgarians are not, in fact, friendly to the USA on the whole.
6:15AM-9:15 Game Time: Class IRL
10:00 Game Time: Come back to 20-5 defeat looming, refuse to panic since there's still time to go before reset, surely when the alarm is raised mobile voters will knock this guy out.
10:00 Game Time - reset: growing despair and rage as the PTOer gets more and more votes and the American candidates get few to none in response. No mobile voters to be seen.
When I contacted people, posted in the feeds on the game's home page, and bugged everyone who'd listen to me on the IRCs, I got no response. Votes continued to pour into other races, but not one in which an enemy of the state was winning. Oblige won in California by 36 votes, which could easily have trounced this PTOer. 19 votes wasted in Florida. Votes wasted across the country on elections that were foregone conclusions, or at least didn't have as a consequence the entrance of new Serbian and Bulgarian PTOers.
Let me expand that timeline a little further:
4/26: Bulgarian SnT George gains eUS citizenship from Congressman Weezly of Alabama.
4/26: Bulgarian katu66a gains eUS citizenship from Congressman Weezly of Alabama.
4/27: Serbian Bleya gains eUS citizenship from Congressman Weezly of Alabama.
4/27: Serbian ZordanKV gains eUS citizenship from Congressman Weezly of Alabama. He also happens to be commander of a Serbian MU.
4/27: Serbian milosforzajuve gains eUS citizenship from Congressman Weezly of Alabama.
4/27: Serbian Tasayzf gains eUS citizenship from Congressman Weezly of Alabama.
4/27: Montenegrin UnReaL93 gains eUS citizenship from Congressman Weezly of Alabama.
4/27: Serbian borissajkas, a former CP, gains eUS citizenship from Congressman Weezly of Alabama.
4/27: Serbian vruci91, gains eUS citizenship from Congressman Weezly of Alabama.
April 27th was a busy day for Congressman Weezly.
So what, may I ask, is he doing in office? Well, it's quite simple, he didn't just slip through the cracks, someone wedged the door open for him and he just walked into office, along with six Serbs, two Bulgarians, and a Montenegrin. And now they're all waiting in the PTO MU "REVOLUTION" and the PTO Party "Democratic Party eUSA" for more doors to be left open by negligent powers to be.
Kenyan? lolno the Republicans have it all wrong, he's a Serbian!
The Alabama Lesson, therefore, is to vet candidates. Not only to vet them, but to make sure that they don't have newspapers published in Bulgaria. Or messages like this in their bio:
"Do not send pm for cs. First send 10 golds and I'll accept you but if you send pm I'll never accept"
~Rep. Weezly (PTO-AL)
This was no one person's fault. This was a failing on a scale too great for any one person, in fact it was the failure of the entire apparatus to keep our country secure from threats stemming from the powers who'd like for nothing more than to gain American citizenship.
So the only real solution is to fight it out, get back on our feet, and learn from this colossal mistake. I was charged with helping with the Congressional work, so I share in the failure, as does every American who just votes for the frontrunner in a race or along party lines (esp. when the person running for your party happens to speak Bulgarian or Serbian- that tends to be a giveaway).
Caution is the best remedy, caution and vigilance. Too much more of this and we lose a Top 5 spot to the Democratic Party eUSA, and it's all over at that point. They're at 52 already, let's not see them get any higher.
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Does anyone track pto'ers long-term, or will the memory of this fade with this article?
I'll continue to watch Weezly, but I'd need help to track all these PTO'ers. There's too many (unfortunately).
You are in the second most corrupt party(behind the USWP) and it is excepted your party is riddled with moles(multis), just what is your piont? Ajay's multis prop up the Judy named party(fifth), whose multis prop up the USWP and the Feds, is what you should be asking.
what Im asking is WHY do you troll ? what you just claimed has no real backing -.-
the dude said what he KNOWS and you pop up, like a zit before prom. nice going, now FUCK OFF
Damn.
Yay iNCi!
I troll to find the stinking elitist of this game, it works very well, thank you, now try and make me F... off(while I giggle and shat).
the truth doesn't need backing in a make believe game, just like you believe telling me too F... off, makes you believe you be tough enough to back it up...really trolling wouldn't be possilbe without you...
sure, in that case you found a REAL elitist. yeah... Im a six month old dude, a real scumbag
also, if you hate the FEDS so much, why to you stalk us ? I am pretty sure none of us has you on their friends list :3
also, please elaborate on this : "the truth doesn't need backing in a make believe game, just like you believe telling me too F... off, makes you believe you be tough enough to back it up.."
dafuq
nine people who are not native english speakers gain citizenship in a nation of 12,000.
Enormous problem?
As you say, caution and vigilance are useful. Maybe have a conversation with the new citizens?
It's not that it was these nine. It was that there was a complete breakdown in the system that allowed a Bulgarian selling citizenship to Serbians and other Bulgarians to win a seat in Congress and to (you guessed it!) sell citizenship to Serbs and Bulgarians, who happen to be enemies of the United States. And they joined a party of similar enemies of the State who will inevitably elect more enemies of the State to allow more in.
they dont sell shit, they are in cahoouts with each other...
Alright, they were in it with each other. That's pretty plain. I don't think there's any other name to call ducking procedure and allowing in peoples from enemy countries by, though.
nice work JLake
Well, if INCI could fill their own spot with blockers, we wouldn't be in that mess.
Also, You can't expect that vote in region like Florida or Cali can be translated into others. Most of these votes are from general citizen, they are not votes that you can move around like you want since they won't log on IRC to get directions.
JLake4 do you KNOW, ALL Bulgarians, Serbs and Montegrins are ENEMIES of the eUSA? That election cheating ALL parties do. Blockers, move voters here and there, multies and all that crap. They beat you with your own weapons and you are angry because they did better than you. So when all Serbs are over here, we move to Serbia and take their country. No problem. You said and saw how it works.
Ulysses, sry I cant agree with your statement that all Serbs Bulgarians etc. are all enemies... They are, in fact, hostile if viewed as a majority, but I assure you there are pretty normal people in this game, with eUS citizenship ( borne or bought ) that are decent, and if not MODEL citizens .. .. .. Hell I'm a Croat ( yeah I know we are great allies and all in game ) and I do know some other Croats that do what they can to f*** this country up, and many more, purely for fun.
Yes Neron, that is what i wanted to say. The question was rhetorical. For sure not ALL Serbs, Bulgarians and so on are the enemies of the eUSA. This is a game and if a citizen from Bulgaria gives people from Bulgaria US-citizenship, its totally normal and okay. Who else should this people ask??? So it's okay Serbs and Bulgarians immigrate, eUSA is a nation of prosperity and why shouldnt they come here?
They cant work against the eUSA, this is not possible in the game mechanics. As long as we vote and obey only correctly voted CPs and PPs nobody has the chance to defeat the eUSA from its inner line. What JLake4 wrote here is a bit paranoid in my eyes. Okay hes disappointed to loose the election against a "Bulgarian", but is this "Bulgarian" really an enemy? As long he's not accused for something bad against the eUSA, hes a citizen like all others.
actually a good number of Feds are in my friends list, though I did make an effort to remove most, just not all are bad, some actually know better than to be baited, but you really aren't much fun, kinda like this game. Whining about things, when the corruption is at the top, but no one wants to take on the leadership and suffer being ignored by them(?). Most players quit after they realize how boring this game is, so the enemies that are mentioned, probably won't be around long anyway.
The evidence is somewhat on my side, though- these people are members, captains, and commanders in MUs actively fighting against the United States and her allies. They are congregating in another MU called "Revolution", which by definition is a fight against the established (American) order.
To continue, he's selling CS approvals to anyone who will pay him. And there is no coincidence in the fact that all the approvals come from Serbia and Bulgaria. If he was playing it equally, you would see CS approvals coming from more various countries. The guy's a PTO'er, and he let nine more in. No amount of trying to say they're misunderstood is going to convince anyone otherwise, the evidence is too heavily weighted against you.
Viva la revolution! If they fight the establishment in this game, im thinking to join their lines 🙂. Didnt you see that there are always the same 10-20 peeps governing? They just change their titles in government.
If you can speak Serbian then more power to you
They get reelected cause they know what they doing, I enjoy my 100% bonuses too much to give some noob to rule the country...
So instead of complaining about elitist, go get some experience first...
The problem with you folks is, you think NATIONALISTIC like some of the Serbs and you are full of prejudices. Not ALL Serbs and Bulgarians are enemies coming into the eUSA to destroy it. WTF? Are you paranoid? And IDF: "go get some experience first... "!
So we should accept everyone to get to the kernel of good immigrants?
What will you do against, JLake? It's the game rule. They voted for a Bulgarian so he is in congress and nobody can stop him. I dont know if hes an arsehole or okay, so calm down. It's okay to be on guard against this kind of foul-play, but dont call aliens enemies. There are many old players who fight for the eUSA and who are from the Balkans or enemy countries. Example: Read the post of Neron!