The AFA enters coalition with the Federalist and American Military parties

Day 1,959, 02:43 • Published in USA USA • by ArtSBobo


One minute after midnight, April 1st 2013, a secret meeting was held between the leaders of the three largest American political parties. In that meeting, a pact was signed between the AFA, the Federalist party and the American Military party. The details of that pact are as follows:

1 - The AFA has agreed to remove current party president Ronald Gipper Reagan from his position. Insider speculation tabs North Korea as the disposed PP's likely landing spot.

2 - In return, the Federalist and American Military parties will throw their support behind the AFA candidate in the next Country President election likely guaranteeing the presidency to the AFA.

3 - Following this, the North American Gold mine, located in Washington D.C., will be ceded to North Korea after a surprise airstrike by that country on Washington D.C. As agreed upon in the pact, all of the gold dug from this mine by the North Koreans will be passed to Ronald Gipper Reagan who in turn will donate it to Vice President John Largo.

4 - John Largo will use the gold to exchange for food with the members of the 6th party, Vox Populi.

5 - The food purchased from Vox Populi members will be used to fund an airstrike against Serbia with the purposes of seizing their gold mine and, consequently, collapsing their government.

6 - Using the gold acquired in the food exchange, Vox Popili will spearhead a 6th party coalition including the American Progressive party, Friendship & Honor, Socialist Freedom Party, We The People, US Workers party and Vox Populi itself.

7 - The end result of this coalition will be the creation of one new party "The Six Sex Party"