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I'm going to be honest, even after re-reading all 7 chapters I have massively forgotten the plot (if there ever was one!). So, a quick recap is that Mick Cain is a badass who killed his own dad. Curtis is an awesome rapper (Possibly?) and Krifect Kirfect is a girl...

Otherwise, on our journey so far we have been massively side tracked on our adventure to London so Mick can get his reward for being so badass...

Luckily my last chapter was short so you can get a reminder here.

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Chapter 2 - To London (Hopefully...doubtfully, maybe at some point?)

The Bandits start to close in on the four of you and you start to panic. There are too many for you and Mick to handle. You glance behind you and see that Mick is trying to quickly lift Curtis onto his shoulder. This is it! You break into a sprint and leave Mick and the others behind.

After a few seconds you hear footsteps behind you. You glance behind to see the blood soaked Mick carrying the still drooling Curtis on one shoulder and the screaming Kirfect in another. To your surprise he seems to be quickly catching you up and soon passes you. Now you're in real trouble. You hear the war cries of the bandits that are closing in on you and moments later arrows are flying past.

You are starting to run out of breath and the bandits are closing in fast. One of the arrows hits you in the leg and a barbarian knocks you one across the head with the hilt of his sword. Everything goes dark...

You awaken with a bad headache and fuzzy memory. You can feel cold air across your body and your arms are numb. After a few seconds of looking around you realise that you are in some sort of cell...butt naked, chained to a wall and your leg is bandaged. You start to panic and call for help.

Two bandits looking a lot like grizzly bears open the door to the cell. They march over and the bigger of the two punches you in the stomach. You're winded badly and struggle to breathe.

"Hey" One of the bears says in a gloriously manly voice, "Doesn't the clan chieftain want to see this one?"

"Yes, let's take him over WookieO!" The other replies while releasing your chains.

The two guards carry your naked and beaten body across the encampment. They throw you down in front of a table.

"Chieftain Fataliix of the clan Nifty, we have brought you the prisoner." barks the bandit known as WookieO.

You look up to see a well shaven, ridiculously handsome man sat in front of what looks like his dinner.

"Who are you?" asks the Chief.

This moment will decide your fate among the Nifty clan. What will you tell them?

A. The Truth (Archer, Orphan, Poor)
B. Lie and make out to be a noble man of great importance
C. Tell a white lie, a mere peasant worth nothing