That was fun, Ukraine!

Day 1,806, 02:51 • Published in Republic of Moldova Republic of Moldova • by unualibro

I am playing erepublik since January 2009.

I have seen Romania falling from the top of the world, I have seen battles where eGods were adjusting damage, I have seen Hungary disappearing when it was God damn difficult to disappear from the map - not like today when states are disappearing and appearing in hours.

I have experienced how it was to wake up one day with another citizenship when your state has been removed and I can tell you: that was one of the hardest feelings you could ever get.

I have fought for liberation of a state, I opened a RW alone and some other players joined me and we succeed. And it was fun, it was enthusiastic, it was a dynamic process where people were moving to this new destination in order to get the CZ and – by that – to control the state. And it was fun.

I was fighting to put down the wall or to raise it from the basement in the last 3 minutes of a battle where the servers exploded, the adrenaline was on top and the headless chicken was the master of the screen. Thousands of people mobilized in the same seconds, for the same country, with the same feeling. Such feeling cannot be compared. And it was fun.

I have seen presidents disappearing together with the entire budget of one state. And - from outside - that was fun.

Unfortunately this kind of fun is dead in this game. However, another kind of fun appeared in this game invented by a group of people bordering Moldova: Ukrainians. Nobody knows what they want, only a few of us understand the writing but nobody succeeded to decode their logic. They are nice people as long as you don’t have a border with them and they look very intelligent when they sleep. The expression on their face makes you feel like reading Kafka every day. However, they are – by far – the funniest nation of erepublik. I say nation because they don’t have a country yet. Usually, when they get a country they suddenly elect a president and assign him to develop a fast strategy to wipe out the country from the map.

Some months ago, I have seen Ukraine conquered piece by piece by Bulgaria and Russia, later by Hungary. While being conquered, I was surprised to see that nobody was fighting there. That was because all Ukrainians were fighting against Moldova in a senseless RW, instead of defending their country. Even the CoD was on RW. Next day, this funny nation was blaming EDEN they were not supported against Russia or Hungary or Bulgaria. And that was fun. And stupid, of course.

Later, I have seen EDEN fighting hard in different campaigns around the globe, and Ukraine was fighting in senseless RWs against Moldova, buying damage, hiring mercenaries, setting CoD and so on. Next day, they were blaming EDEN for lack of support against Moldova. And that was fun. And stupid, of course.

I have seen Ukraine disappearing from the map for such a long time they have never seen since the game has been created. And when they had the chance to come back on the map, guess what have they done: RWs against Moldova while they were conquered by Hungary. And that was fun. And stupid, of course.

I have seen Ukraine without Congress, coming back on the map and then, with one vote, putting NE on Moldova, despite the fact all their regions were occupied by Hungary, not by Moldova. And – again – that was fun. And stupid, of course.

I believe, some nations are not able to learn anything. For such nations, daylight will never come because the stone still blocks the entrance to their stone house and the dinosaur leather underwear makes them move slow. Maybe this is an intellectual problem or maybe some kind of mental blindness. Or maybe they are not able to cope with stress.

Who knows? However, as today Moldova will celebrate four months of brilliant Ukrainian caveman war strategy, I would like to launch a contest here. Any reasonable and funny explanation for the fail of Ukraine will be rewarded with 2 weapons q7.

Best 5 of them will get 20 q7 each.