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That old Balloon strikes again!

Day 885, 01:56 • Published in Germany United Kingdom

• by Dncelyn

First off, before I write this article, I'd like to thank the Socialist Freedom Press for putting information about the Magic Hot Air Balloon in some of their articles! Keep up the good fight!

Now, as some of you may know, Russia has attacked Poland in two regions, Serbia and Hungary have attacked Croatia, and Romania is attacking Hungary. Why would these Mediocre Dunces do such a thing? They didn't!

Phoenix launches a major offensive on EDEN countries, or does it?

The Presidencies of these countries have been PTOed! By who, you ask? None other than the MAGIC HOT AIR BALLOON!

Yes, it seems that the Magic Hot Air Balloon has invaded the minds of several high ranking citizens! How could this atrocity have happened!?

I offer two explanations:

A, Spring. Warmth is returning to Europe, allowing the Magic Hot Air Balloon to once again latch her dirty tethers all over it!

B, Inaction by governments! I have warned the governments of the world about this ultimate threat, and each time I do, it falls upon deaf ears! No more! If your government refuses to take action against the Balloon, then vote them out! We must do this! We cannot lose! We must not death!

Comments

SoupEgg Day 885, 01:59

We must do this! We must not death!

Doturluigi Day 885, 02:01

you have a lot to learn, young panda

ViK1ng Day 885, 02:01

voted

Karlista Day 885, 02:02

Start an RW in Hamburg! The Swedes have nowhere to fight, please help the Swedish!

Budjica Day 885, 02:02

Wtf?? 😃

Tyler F Durden Day 885, 02:02

Oh Noes!

Not Teh Hot Air balloon!

RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!1!

torma99 Day 885, 02:05

How to kick EDEN's ass?Top video:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-video-how-to-kick-eden-s-ass-hogy-r-gjuk-sz-t-a-segg-ket-eng-hun--1316222/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-vid[..]/1/20

ilhan1103 Day 885, 02:06

STOP TEH HOT AIR BALLOON

we're all doomed oh noes

😉)))

Sychev Draienfeld Day 885, 02:07

O sh----

655321 Day 885, 02:07

I knew it!

kotekzot Day 885, 02:08

cool ad picture.

Mladen djordjevic85 Day 885, 02:09

Hhaahhahaha balon,hahahaaaa

Ketiov Day 885, 02:10

Siema Magic Hot Air Baloon!

kotekzot Day 885, 02:12

кто балон ты балон

Active Q Day 885, 02:17

All hail the mighty Magic Hot Air Balloon!

Ombudsman Day 885, 02:17

EVIL HOT AIR BALOON IMPERIALISTS

Sljivo Day 885, 02:22

omg

Ivan YANG Day 885, 02:22

voted

Robertiez Day 885, 02:22

HAIL PHOENIX!!!

🙂

Galizur Day 885, 02:25

Oh noes

Sljivo Day 885, 02:26

omg

Marchoviz Day 885, 02:32

We must not death! \o/

stefikkk Day 885, 02:56

lol EDEN attacks EDEN... or a next try to create czechoslovakia (Czechia attacks Western Slovakia)

Cluj forever Day 885, 02:57

shoot the baloon. blocks the sun.

Sandar Cain Day 885, 02:59

hahahaha

Maskva Day 885, 03:01

Well... When romool was the prezident of Russia it was for good because Russia almost totaly annexed North Korea, but when Hank Scorpio gained the rank prezident North Korea magically gained victory in every battle and most of all - in the last battle the prezident retreated like a chicken! Atleast he cud attack the last free region of North Korea but no... He had to retreat and now I am starting to think I will get out of eRussia, but there is not much time until the next prezidental elections for good!