Thank you and good night, North Korea

Day 1,040, 21:48 • Published in North Korea USA • by Michael Francis

It's been quite a ride. For nearly two months, I've been helping oversee the development of your great nation. Even trying to getting some foreign diplomacy going on (between you and South Korea, we almost had some training wars laid out). Hell, gave Congress a shot. Twice! And I thank the two other people for voting for me; it was greatly appreciated, but really wasn't necessary.

So here's what's gonna go down. Once I get into office, I'll automatically donate any treasure to the North Korean government, as they need it more than I. I'll send off my lulz proposals, resign, and head back to the US. I've been called back to active military duty, and must answer the call.

Few things I'm sorry that I could not accomplish while I was here:
- The aforementioned training wars. While nice in theory, the money just wasn't there.
- Setup of an organized eNK military. This idea was tossed around a bit but never can to full realization.
- Company formation and trading of goods between North and South Korea. As ambassador to the South while in North Korea, I tried to negotiate a deal between the two to allow South Korean-run businesses to export goods to us and further our economic growth. Also, the new companies would've helped new citizens (both legit or in movement) with finances.

So once again, I'll be leaving NK within the day. It was fun while it lasted. Thanks for the hospitality.
-MF


Long live North Korea!