Tears of the Prophets

Day 1,583, 06:21 • Published in Poland Poland • by vingaer

Hey, hey,

today we shall analyze the following comment written by some anonymous Croat who apparently used to work in the infamous crydiplomacy. It represents a point of view of a typical Croat and introduces us to some new trends which they will most probably follow during the months to come.

This guide is intended mostly for poor Bulgarians, who aren't so skilled in analyzing that kind of language and may be shocked by how offensive the merry Croats can be towards those they called 'brothers' just a week ago.

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nexus2012
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nexus2012 Day 1,583, 02:03

Congratz Junior! \o/

Finally! You have been working on undermining EDEN for way too long. ONE did amazing job in spreading influence and manipulations among your nation and I saw this move many months ago, even with all patience and respect that EDEN showed, Bulgarians could not resist such brain-washing. This could be postponed, but not avoided, unfortunately. I only regret that for so long we allowed ONE's secret puppet to create so big tensions inside of EDEN. That is kind of sad, but finally we have all cards open and I do not need to hesitate to speak about facts anymore. Something that has been impossible these months as on slightest chance of truth speaking out we were silenced, trolled, attacked, threatened. Nevertheless, I must say big THANK YOU for stopping destroying EDEN inside, we have showed way too much tolerance too you and it's what put EDEN on it's edge, you used it badly. Not anymore. Thank you for finally openly showing what were your intentions all these months, thank you because we don't have to listen unargumented, manipulative, fake, rotten words anymore. Your mission is successful and with such attitude there was no real chance of Bulgaria to stay loyal to EDEN. And of course, this decision has slightest ties with Turkey issue, which has proven to be perfect excuse.

Dear Bulgarians, this is deed of your government, few people that decided for all of Bulgaria. I regret what happened just because of you and that is why we all tried so hard to open your eyes, regular citizens of Bulgaria that always had my respect as allies and friends. To you, thanks for all these 400+ days, thanks for everything you did for us and everything we accomplished together, but now we fight on opposite sides.

Congratz once again! o7

(You may find it here)


Dukat releases the Pah Wraith

Let's translate from Cryatian to Normal:

Congratz Junior! \o/ -- Junior is a phrase the Croats extend to a variety of different countries, mainly the UK (for letting Hungary pass through Scotland during the times most of our brainiacs didn't hear about eRepublik) and Poland/Spain (for leaving EDEN in order to create ONE). Sweden, which has also left to ONE, isn't being reffered to as 'Junior' for unknown reasons.
According to this logic, Bulgaria became a 'Junior' a long time ago, when they changed sides from Phoenix to EDEN, which apparently carries a principal difference in the fine art of changing sides.

You have been working on undermining EDEN for way too long. -- let's blame others, so they won't blame us! According to everyone (including Wallachian), EDEN HQ had its fair share in dividing EDEN internally. Because Bulgaria left the alliance, they are apparently destined to become the main cause of events for the propaganda reasons. After all, a lie repeated often enough becomes true in CroEyes eventually.

I saw this move many months ago -- every Croat is a prophet.

Bulgarians could not resist such brain-washing -- it is their fault, yet is isn't their fault. It creates a loophole allowing certain individuals to return to EDEN, which would be justified by the classic 'they got manipulated' cliche.

This could be postponed, but not avoided, unfortunately. -- fate seems to be playing an important role in Croatian life. The preached attitude of resignation in the face of some future event or events which are thought to be inevitable stands against another widely accepted philosophy -- Hail EDEN, we shall fight till the end etc. etc.

on slightest chance of truth speaking out we were silenced, trolled, attacked, threatened -- because Croats preach fatalism, they often place themselves as victims of fate. Bulgaria left EDEN, because the Croats were *forced* to accept defeat without struggle.

we have showed way too much tolerance too you -- even though they pose as victims, they were also merciful, like a good shepherd guiding the weak towards glorious future of following CroOrders. They never forgive or try to understand though. They merely tolerate or not.

it's what put EDEN on it's edge, you used it badly -- again, let's blame others! This line however combines two earlier claims, leading us to believe that
a. the recent events are caused solely by Bulgaria,
b. Bulgaria used Croatia (so Croatia is a victim in the process).
Same goes to "Your mission is successful and with such attitude there was no real chance of Bulgaria to stay loyal to EDEN", with a little bit of the previous fatalism. Brilliant!

months, thank you because we don't have to listen unargumented, manipulative, fake, rotten words anymore -- this line combines the one about being a victim of evil Bulgaria and accusing them of almost tearing EDEN apart. This time we also are introduced to some heavy language, blaming all Bulgarians of being sociopathic liars, who forced their poor victims to listen to them.

And of course, this decision has slightest ties with Turkey issue, which has proven to be perfect excuse. -- here comes the moment when they have to justify why they let Turkey stay after all -- apparently, the cause of recent events was 'Bulgarian manipulative nature' (which cannot be changed, as they're 'born with it'); they were destined to leave EDEN and that couldn't have been changed by anyone. Turkey therefore has nothing to do with it, which is why the decision of kicking them out got changed so easily.

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So here it comes. Those, who used to be the dearest brothers (when they were sacrificing themselves in order for Croatia to pass to Mexico) and greatest allies (when they were tanking for Croatia), now become the ugliest and worst traitors walking on this Earth. It turns out the Croats were suspecting their treachery for a long time, during which they were also hailing Bulgaria on all possible fronts. It raises an obvious question: are they really that double-faced?

Our experience has taught us that apparently yes, they are : ). A long stream of cries will flow in the press. Sadly, Bulgaria will be bitterly disappointed. by the speed of it.

Let's now move to the conclusion of this story:

this is deed of your government, few people that decided for all of Bulgaria. I regret what happened just because of you and that is why we all tried so hard to open your eyes, regular citizens of Bulgaria that always had my respect as allies and friends. To you, thanks for all these 400+ days, thanks for everything you did for us and everything we accomplished together, but now we fight on opposite sides. -- again, some doors are still open! Whole Bulgaria isn't to be blamed, even though whole Bulgaria has just been called 'liars'. It's an open invitation.

Only the evil traitors leave EDEN. If you want to be different, fly to Croatia, join ZDRUG, write sh** about your country of origin and fight for CroInterests, you are welcome to do so! It is the only way of erasing your sins in the CroEyes.

Of course, you won't be called "TRAITORS", like the rest of Bulgaria. You will become "TRUE BULGARIANS" and the "BROTHERS" (within the Brotherhood of EDEN, which, I am sure, you value dearly after what's happened). Isn't that an exciting perspective...?


Gul Dukat approves

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Vote for your fav lines from the latest days! The leaders of EDEN have provided us with some unforgettable memes and one-liners, which will stay with us forever. Which one is the best?

a. Obvious thing is obvious:

(kloraq[TR]) do you think we are idiots ?

b. Croatian ultimatum:

(Olivaneksa[CRO]) If those 2 request aren't completed in the next 24 hours
(Olivaneksa[CRO]) Croatia is ready to leave EDEN

c. Greek views on democracy:

(hawkoulis[GR]) i want a vote about the voting subject

d. Turkish views on democracy:

(kloraq[TR]) I have another proposal for Bulgaria
(kloraq[TR]) Removal of the veto + another referandum that ends in favor of Turkey

e. Short and simple:

(absfresh) I am seeing Turkish representatives in the channels
(absfresh) please remove them
(hoffa13) no

I'll send some items such as q5 food and q5/6 weps among those who voted.
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Read this and sing the song!

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The Greek guy is restless : )