TCO Benefit Plan

Day 1,155, 18:29 • Published in Canada Canada • by Francois L. Pignon


Many people are familiar with The Crimson Order but unfortunately many are not familiar with our great benefits package. I'm here today to highlight some of the greater benefits we offer.

In addition to a fun environment in which you get to work together as an efficient team killing our nation's enemies you will receive:

Competitive Wages: We offer a salary unrivaled by anybody in eCanada. With your daily slave pit salary of 3CAD, you will be able to supply yourself with the finest Q1 fortified wine money can buy. But you won't need to because…



Free Liquor: Liquor is essential to military success. Anybody who knows TemujinBC personally can verify this. We have a fully stocked open bar, and you're free to drink when you wish and we'll also give you…



Weapons and foo😛 A far more tangible reward for working in our slave pits are the supplies you will receive to strengthen yourself and aid Canada in fighting. But in today's uncertain economic climate, how can one have peace of mind when they've outlived their usefulness and seek retirement…



TCO's Retirement Plan: When you felt your time has come to leave TCO, likely after many hard fought battles, you may find yourself wondering how to support yourself after retirement. TCO offers to put one .50 calibre round into your head after your departure from TCO. From what we understand CAF and ADF only use 5.56mm. Your remains shall be used as fertilizer to grow crops at Crimson Grain. You'll always be a part of the TCO family.



Some may say an anti-materiel round is overkill, we think it shows how much you're appreciated.

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