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Tatt #1: Nali-naljaks, kusi-kaljaks!

Day 1,711, 03:00 • Published in Estonia Estonia

• by exsxx

Üliõpilane tantsib tütarlapsega ja kukub äkki maha.
"Vett, vett!" hakkab neiu karjuma.
Kõik jooksevad vett tooma. Kui vesi tuuakse, avab noormees silmad ja ütleb:
"Ja...leiba!"

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Kolleegid omavahel:
"Siimul löigati eile mandlid ära."
"Vaeseke, ta tahtis nii väga lapsi."

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Kaks riigikodanikku vestlevad tulevastest presidendivalimistest.
"Mis sa arvad neist kandidaatidest?"
"Meil lihtsalt veab, et ainult üks valitakse!"