Swedes to monopolise Russian resources, backstab Atlantis (international section)
Al-Khwarizmi
According to our correspondents in Northern Europe, the Atlantis alliance is on the verge of a split due to political maneuvers by founding country Sweden. Some Nordic news outlets have suggested the creation of a [a url=http://www.erepublik.com/article-681327.html]North European alliance[/a] to ensure control of Russian natural resources by the Nordic countries. The Swedish minister of defense Misho has reacted to the proposal as follows:
"I think Finland, Norway, Sweden, Poland, Germany and Denmark can co-operate to benefit from and protect the very resource rich Mother Russia. Atlantis is absolutely our big friend here but Atlantis is big and have many wills and concerns. The Nordic states along with Poland and Germany could give special attention in all aspects of the word to this region of the world help securing Russia which has 2's in every resources presented in the game so far."
Despite his half-hearted declaration of friendship to Atlantis, the minister has clearly expressed Sweden's priorities in this issue. It seems obvious that, should conflicts arise, the Nordic countries would rather protect themselves than help their southern Atlantis allies. Political analysts have described this move as "a subtle backstab" and doubt that Atlantis will be able to recover from this blow. Apparently, the pig-disgusting Swedish warmongers want to dominate the rest of the alliance by their monopoly on Russian resources, so southern Atlantis countries will eventually have to leave the alliance, form tighter bonds among themselves or totally submit to the whims of Swedish capitalists.
The imperialistic nature of this new Nordic spinoff of Atlantis is made clear by another comment by Misho:
"(...) I don't want Russia to break free from Norway/Finland. (...) since we have good relationsships with Norway/Finland I would love to see Russia remain under Norwegian/Finnish control."
It is a pity that noble countries such as Russia are under the grip of the bloodthirsty Swedish regime. Pakistan is lucky to be a member of PEACE, an united, good-willed alliance of free countries that do not indulge in these treasons and shenanigans.
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*LOL* Sweden - with Poland, Germany and Denmark are in Atlantis, so are Norway, with Finland and Russia. Co-operation between member states are good for Atlantis, toghether we can help each other.
This trolling attempt is as good as the pakistani defense..
Yes, but Spain, the UK and USA are also in Atlantis. With this maneuver, you are instituting a \"hard core\" inside the alliance, which will have privileged access to resources, and a set of marginal, peripheral countries. It is clear that this will bring the end of the alliance.
Yes, absolutely this will kill Atlantis, what a terrible struck! *LOL*
There are no raw materials what so ever in the rest of Atlantis.. Oh, wait there are! Atlantis has 2\'s in everything even without Russia, all Atlantis countries will be able to benefit from that.
Norway/Finland can prosper by exporting raw materials to Atlantis and neutral countries.
Shame Misho, shame.
Your explanations sound hollow, Misho. If you trust the rest of Atlantis to share raw materials, why so much interest in creating a hard core to protect the resources in Russia? Of course you won\'t admit your real intentions: this is politics, after all. But the readership of the Shenanigans Picayune is wise enough to read between the lines.
*Misho walks off to the corner in the class room. This will probably be another day of detention.*
>>>But the readership of the Shenanigans Picayune is wise enough to read between the lines.
Let me share my doubts on that, there are some Pakis trying to read this paper you know..
Oh Noes!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgFr1Xr5KbA
250 death per year, wow those nuts are killers. Perhaps thats why we have no palms in cold snowy Sweden, they have been forbidden due to safety reasons..
never trust a swede
I guarantee you, hippiepirate, we do not have any coconuts in Sweden. ALWAYS (that\'s a company producing tampons by the way) TRUST A SWEDE!
Take this as a general rule \"When in doubt - trust a swede\" and you will always be sure to walk the right path.
Too much weed turns you into a swede
I sure am glad we never trusted the Swedes.
The swede
he lies
he cheats
he steals
he pig disgustings
The paki
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Yeah, what the hell DOES the paki do really?!
Pakistan?
Heard some ugly trolls ( http://www.drippingblood.com/images/372troll.jpg ) live there, but I\'ve never noticed them.
I see many prominent Swedes squealing in this article. It seems that they feel uncomfortable because the prestigious Shenanigans Picayune has unveiled their plans.
Sweden rushes to their own defense ITA. You must have stuck a nerve with your beautiful wordsmithing and hard hitting journalism.
GJ
This article scored a direct hit.
\"stuck a nerve\"!? He killed the entire Atlantis with one strike!
Al-Khwarizmi wrote: \"It is clear that this will bring the end of the alliance.\"
It\'s MASTER journalism, it\'s Pulitzer prize stuff! It\'s cut \'n paste from public comments!
\"\"stuck a nerve\"!? He killed the entire Atlantis with one strike!
Al-Khwarizmi wrote: \"It is clear that this will bring the end of the alliance.\"
It\'s MASTER journalism, it\'s Pulitzer prize stuff! It\'s cut \'n paste from public comments!\"
Couldn\'t agree more, 10/10 would vote again
Misho: \"Al-Khwarizmi killed the entire Atlantis with one strike! It\'s MASTER journalism, it\'s Pulitzer prize stuff!\"
Should this be quoted Sir?
Sweden?
Heard some ugly pig-disgustings ( http://www.www.sweden.se/images/pigdisgustings.jpg ) live there, but I\'ve never noticed them. At least not since their very sight made me blind.
I propose a merge of Pakistan with Finland and Russia leading to the great empire of the SAND VIKINGS. An empire so large, nobody could stop it.
Sand vikings...
Oh god.
PEACE IS THE BEST NOW DOUBLY
Sand Vikings ftw.
>Poland, Germany and Denmark are in Atlantis
Only because you bumrushed two and betrayed the other.