Sweden makes a crucial mistake.

Day 401, 03:01 • Published in Sweden Brazil • by Lerdeif

Facing the fact that we danes and you swedes never really understand eachother 100%, this article is written in english.


The rise of the swedish empire has come as a surprise to many. Not least the arrogant yuppies of Denmark who suffered yet another historical defeat against our superior neighbours.
An inevitable war, as the proud swedish nation could not allow itself to lose face in the wake of the numerous danish insults towards it. So to discourage other nations from testing the strength of Sweden, Denmark was quickly crushed under the swedish war boot, despite the danes using famous quotes from "Planet of the apes" as defense. This zero tolerance policy worked as intended, and no light-hearted aggressions was taken against Sweden from that day on.

A crucial mistake
But is the once so brilliant swedish government suddenly losing focus? Do we start seeing the first signs of poor judging amongst the men in power? Definitely! The swedes have made their first crucial mistake.
As mentioned earlier the invasion of Denmark was both cunning and a necessity, but the decision to keep control of the little country could prove to be a fatal mistake.
As Sweden keeps expanding, Denmark and especially Copenhagen is beginning to function as heart of the empire, located in the center, slightly to the left. (shown on this map)
A heart supposed to represent the essence of swedish culture and ideals. An utopia on earth.
But instead they got the complete opposite - a country full of danes.
This integration of Denmark in the swedish empire could very well crush it from within and lead it to its downfall. Accepting the danes as part of Sweden and expecting them to be as sympathetic and hardworking as the yellow-blue pure-bloods, is extremely naive if not foolish.
Instead you will get over 5 million citizens, who with laziness and incompetence will corrupt your mighty nation from within. The majority of the fat danes will only concentrate on when their next meal is and kill the waiting time pouring down beer into their huge bellies. And as part of your workforce their unhealthy bodies will be slow and clumsy, and the only fast part on them will be their mouths, constantly complaining about how hard their lives are.
As a cancer tumor the danish plague might even spread throughout the whole empire. All of a sudden the once so hardworking swedes, will be contaminated by the danish disease. The swedish industry will collapse as your workforce quits in order to sit at home watching TV and eagerly await the monthly welfare-check. You will not even be able support the industry by opening your borders for immigrants, as the well-known danish racism will appear in the mind of the swedes, putting the fascist-nationalists in power and causing the eviction of any citizen with more exotic names than Larsson and Andersson. The occupation of Denmark will simply lead to your doom...

Save yourselves
But you still have time. I plead to the wisdom of the swedes. Save yourselves from this disaster. Let the pathetic danes have the liberation under strict rules. Use them as a puppet for your war strategies, but under their own flag, so they wont corrupt you. And should another military power invade Denmark, rest assured that that power will suffer the danish disease, you barely avoided.