Sweden interprets being deleted as act of War

Day 1,510, 14:06 • Published in USA Indonesia • by Gagon The Great Cajeta Lover

VESTLAND, NON-PIGDISGUSTING SWEDEN---Increasingly defiant toward international pressure since the nation's inception and antagonism towards Dioism, Swedish president Derpina interpreted her nation being deleted as "another hostile, deliberately timed act by the world community" and "a clear and blatant declaration of war."

According to Swedish oinks military sources, the deleting, sighted at 6:17 a.m. by patrolling officers, was not fully confirmed until an hour later, at which time Derpina assessed the threat herself, and immediately released a harshly worded warning to the Dioist community and the Czars of Russia, Finland, and Norway respectively.

The United Kingdom of Oinks & Pigs of Sweden condemns, in the strongest possible terms, this act of aggression on our borders," read a statement printed in the state-run farm. "If another act of this nature occurs at any time in the next 24 hours, we will be left with no choice but to retaliate with the full might and power of our armed forces."


Conceptual art of a Swedish soldier

Unfortunately, all pigs were consumed later that evening, leaving the Swedes, army-less.

Vichy Sweden has now transformed their capital to fit Dioist ideals and has placed the following banner everywhere:



Derpina spent the rest of her evening drinking Malibu mixed with Svedka, with no chaser.

Glove contributed to reporting.

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