Sugestija eHrvatskoj od VIP-a eMadjarske | Suggestion For Croatia

Day 608, 15:58 Published in Croatia Hungary by Mikrobi
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U ime Vlade eMađarske, želeo bih da Vas informišem o detaljima predloženog NAP-a (Non-Agression Pact - Pakt o nenapadanju).

Mi smo imali plodonosne pregovore sa obojicom predstavnika eHrvaste (Max Payne-om i andycro-om). Oni su priznali da je predlog dobar. Imali su neke sitne zamerke i zahteve, na primer da penali za neispunjenje budu veći i tražili su dozvolu da se potpiše MPP sa Poljskom, pa čak i Rumunijom! Mi smo te zahteve dodali u predlog. Potom smo saznali da postoji dosta ljudi, čak i onih iz sastava same Vlade, koji nisu u stanju da prepoznaju dobrobiti ovog NAP-a, štaviše, zahtevali su neke nemoguće uslove, poput isplate ogromne svote HRK-a Vladi eHrvatske.

Dozvolite mi da vam kažem koja je alternativa u slučaju odbijanja ovog NAP-a: RAT. Mi ne želimo da pokorimo Hrvatsku, ali bi želeli i da sprečimo vaše učešće u ratu protiv USA i Kanade. Zato mi nismo u mogućnosti da vam dozvolimo te MPP-e sa njima. Ovo je jedna mogućnost. Druga je uništenje vaših bolnica koje bi vas automatski odvratilo od učešća u bilo kom ratu na duže vreme i bilo bi skupo da ponovo izgradite te bolnice.

Ja sam lično pokušao da ubedim predstavnike eHrvatske, pre više nedelja, da nadoknade štetu eSrbiji koju je eHrvatska nanela tokom agresije nad eSrbijom. Vaša tadašnja Vlada je to odbila. Zbog toga su danas štrumfovi u vašem kongresu, zbog toga su štampali toliko HRK-a, postavili tako visoke plate, podigli minimalnu zaradu... eSrbija je dobila odštetu u identičnom iznosu koji je tražen tada, a vidite šta se desilo sa ekonomijom eHrvatske - ona je uništena. eHrvatska je to mogla izbeći da je odigrala pametno promislivši pre toga.

eHrvatska može izbeći nepotrebno rušenje vaših bolnica, ukoliko promislite pametno.
Napomena: Tanka je linija koja razdvaja izdajnika od onog koji promisli pametno. Donošenje ishitrenih odluka u besu sigurno nije pametno, ali to je stvar ličnog izbora koji je pred vama...

Mikrobi
Veleposlanik Inostranih Poslova, eMadjarske

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On behalf of the Hungarian Government I would like to kindly inform you about our draft of NAP.

We have done fruitful negotiations both with Max Payne and with AndyCro. They admitted that it was a good draft. They asked for some concessions, such as higher penalties and asked for permission for signing MPP with Poland, what's more, even with Romania! We've written them in it. Then we got to know that there are numerous people, even in the government, who douldn't realize its advantages, what's more, they came forward impossible demands, such as paying to them enormous amount of HRK.

Let me tell you what the opposite of Non-Agression Pack is: war. We don't want to invade Croatia, but would like to prevent it to fight on the side of the USA and Canada. That's why we can't allow to make an MPP with them. This is one possibility. The other is destroying all the hospitals of Croatia which prevent it to fight for a longer period and it will be expensive to rebuild.

I have tried to convince Croatia several weeks ago to compensate Serbia for the suffering Croatia caused to them. Croatia's people have refused it. That's why did the smurfs issue money and set the taxes and minimum wage to irrational level. They got the same amount of golds, but look at the exchange rate and economy of Croatia. Croatia could have avoid it by thinking wise.

Croatia can avoid getting destroyed all its hospital by thinking wise.
Note: there is a little boundary between being traitor and being wise. But deciding with anger is definitely not wise, but...

Mikrobi
Minister of Foreign Affairs, Hungary