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Subversive Infiltrator Shot

Day 1,626, 14:28 Published in USA Canada by Thedillpickl

Pickle's Patriots & the Pickle Party present:

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This Just In

dateline - May 3, 2012, Portsmouth, Va.
Today the Republican contender for the United States Presidency, Mitt Romney, and friend Michele Bachmann, were greeting supporters during an appearance at the Portsmouth, Va. headquarters of Crofton Industries. Crofton is a construction/engineering firm with experience in pipeline technology.


Michele Bachmann throws herself in front of Mitt.

Suddenly there was a disturbance from the audience. A young man rushed toward the candidate screaming, "I love you Mitt! Pick me for Vice President!". The man was knocked to the ground by secret service agents, but in the ensuing struggle, he wrestled away an agents service revolver. The man jumped to his feet, screaming "AAAHHIIEEEEEEEE!" and was shot several times by the agents until he was dead.


Pictured right, accused assailant Ajay Bruno, while stalking Mitt Romney.

This man has been identified as Ajay Bruno, AKA Pizza the Hut, AKA General Cartman Lee. Bruno became #1 on the Dept. of Homeland Security list of domestic terrorists after releasing this subversive video on YouTube. Bruno makes claim to being supreme military commander of a domestic hate group called Eden/Terra Unified Command. The DHS would not discuss Mr. Bruno with us, but it was mentioned that he has been under surveillance for some time.




In A Related Story

It now appears that the alleged assassination attempt by Mr. Bruno was a coordinated effort of a foreign terrorist group called Free America. This group is reportedly based in the country of Serbia. Serb operatives have been under surveillance for months as they have been secreted into the US by Mr. Bruno.


Ajay Bruno's game avatar.

The Dept. of Homeland Security and the CIA have been monitoring the covert communications of Free America in a browser game called eRepublik. This game appears to be a simulation, possibly to practice strategies by the Serbs. There is some concern that an attempted political coup in the US may be planned. Officials also report a strong Romanian influence in the suspect software, leading one to surmise that this is a multi-national plot.
 

Comments

Rican
Rican Day 1,626, 14:48

Devastating News.....
If it was anyone but you Dilly, I'd think it was a joke.

George Pumpkinette
George Pumpkinette Day 1,626, 14:58

awesome, Ajay finally getting the attention he deserves

beerman616
beerman616 Day 1,626, 15:13

So good!

Dirty Scarlet Silverbeard
Dirty Scarlet Silverbeard Day 1,626, 15:43

oh silly ajay thinking of silly things. Pfiffer and Ajay would make a great couple, LOL

Trogdorthetroll100
Trogdorthetroll100 Day 1,626, 15:44

o/

Phoenix Quinn
Phoenix Quinn Day 1,626, 15:50

Look at those red eyes! Clearly, poor Ajay has been bewitched by Romanian sorcerers into succumbing to the sexy wiles of Servian subversives?

George Pumpkinette
George Pumpkinette Day 1,626, 15:50

"Pfiffer and Ajay would make a great couple,"

I am confused, because they are a couple of...(some many possiblities)

General Cartman Lee
General Cartman Lee Day 1,626, 16:10

Voted for teh lulz

Jamarcus
Jamarcus Day 1,626, 16:24

Voted

shiloh13
shiloh13 Day 1,626, 18:45

awesome

Captain Salty Kushskins
Captain Salty Kushskins Day 1,626, 22:59

www.youtube.com/watch?v=htgDevQLWnY

I'm voting for Ajay because of this video

Christopher Edwards II
Christopher Edwards II Day 1,626, 00:45

Mitt Romney or Barack Obama. No big deal. Nobody can tell the difference between the two.

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,627, 01:10

LOL ^^^ Christopher Edwards didn't read the article, he just looked at pictures!

Samuel Seabury
Samuel Seabury Day 1,627, 03:45

This is no joke. It could happen here, America !

Reinier Claeszen
Reinier Claeszen Day 1,627, 12:37

didn't it just?

 
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