Stupid is as stupid does - great mergers in history

Day 5,450, 10:43 • Published in Canada Canada • by Wilhem Klink

Canadian parties hear my call!

Mergers between all the parties is the rage in eCanada. Just quit your party and join another one making a Democratic Unified Party eCanada (DUPE) ruled by a Supreme DUPE. Its quite easy:

Step one:
Misplace any morals or principles you may have


Party member looking for lost principles

Step Two:
Just barge in en masse on any nearby political parties

Hello, Jerry!

Whether they want you there or not

Hello, Newman.

Step Three:
Assure the unsuspecting host party to remain calm and all is well

No need to panic, we're all DUPEs

Soon we'll all be in one big happy party of DUPEs


Step 4: Start to have favored & unfavored people in the party. With a little luck, the unfavored people will leave creating another political party. And start back at #1. Fun for all!

Some other awesome mergers from history

Germany merges with Austria 1938

Now a top 5 country in Europe!

AOL merges with Time Warner

A study in how to lose $99 million in one year

Che Guevara merges with Bolivian Army, 1967

All was not well

Perhaps, its best to be your own person and not a DUPE.