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Dear All,

We have just received a press release from (rogue) Government of Pakistan which you can find here

As per this press release, Pakistan has been doing the following:

1. Contacting China to let us move to India/Croatia (via Punjab); but they instead offered Kashmir to do it.

2. Contacting Croatia and making deal with them to have some regions subject to success of airstrike.


Now since we are (fortunately) little more resourceful than these idiots think we are, we immediately contact Chinese and Croatian Presidents to verify if they have received any such contact/request by Pakistani Government? Please refer to the following screenshots of the chat I had with them moments ago:

Message logs from Croatian CP:
http://prntscr.com/2ujcrw


So clearly, the government has been lying. There is NO DEAL with Croatia and no deal is expected in near future. Instead, Croatia is pretty pissed at this AS.

Moving on, Following is the chat log with Chinese CP: Atracurium


Message logs from Chinese CP:
http://prntscr.com/2ujd2w

What he essentially means is that he is not mad enough to let Punjab go and there was NO DISCUSSION REGARDING PUNJAB on any subject ever. Moreover, he believes since Kashmir was taken from Pakistan, instead of India; so it shall be returned to Pakistan ONLY WHEN their war with North Korea is over and new alliance polls is done; which isnt going to happen in next few days. Quite frankly, he too was surprised on this rogue AS on Croatia.

Finally, the precious Serbian MPP which our government did after AS on croatia, apparently to make it look like a tactical genius.

Unfortunately, the Serbian CP, nikol000, requested to remove the logs from this article but please refer to his comments in Comment Section below to find out that Serbia has no damn idea what's going on in Pakistan and whats the purpose of this Airstrike. Nor are people there too flattered by this hopeless way in which we embarrassed ourselves in front of the world. And here is the best part, I have just been confirmed by official Minister of defense of Pakistan that he WAS NOT informed/consulted by anyone whatsoever before proposal of AS on Croatia!!! How does it sound to you now?

Summary:

David Smythe, I convinced half this nation to support you in name of unity and cooperation. Nyxlynx vouched for you, Jazar vouched for you, even DPP nominated you. For sake of goodwill and cooperative future, I convinced PTI for you. But you have betrayed us. Your government is a farce; your friends are like parasite for this country. And the damage you have done to our credibility by these recent actions may be irreparable.

I tried to be reasonable with traitors like yourself. I stopped myself and my comrades to beat the hell out of you lot. I tried to make things pleasant. But you have abused my goodwill and have taken my cooperation for granted. I am really not the guy you would want to f*ck with, seriously. You will regret it.


Citizens of ePakistan,

This government has turned rogue. They have betrayed our trust. They have wasted our resources. They have damaged our credibility in front of our allies and the world alike. They have done an irreparable damage to our self esteem with this betrayal. The former eIndian wh*re, Nyxlynx, who used to vouch for David is equally involved. She is a bitch, I always knew; but i was giving her benefit out the doubt. I accept insults from her, I accept cynicism; but this mutiny, none of us will accept!! We shall bring the hell down upon them. No more cooperation from now on. No more restraint. No more hopeless attempt to be civilized with these traitors.

This is a civil war. They wanted one, we shall give it to them. Get ready to fight it!

Bring it on!

With reagrd

ComKar

Note: This article was already publish in ePakistan by Kaulkerr