Stoner Stories

Day 2,178, 18:59 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • by A. Stoner


I feel bored, so I figured that I would share a true story with you...

Back, way back, when I was 18 and still living in the states, I had that one friend. Everyone has that one friend, who you love to death, but they are stupid. Well, my friend like that was Roen. Roen and I have been childhood friends, and he was even the best man at my wedding.

Anyways, Roen and I were out driving this the wooded outskirts of town, smoking some nice high seed, and we noticed a cop car following us. Naturally, being only 18 and stupid, we got spooked, and kind of freaked out. Just as we started freaking out, the cop put his lights on... Roen freaked out so bad, he threw the half blunt out the window. In the time it took him to flick it out the window, the cop was trying to pass us. The half smoked blunt made fallen leaves inbetween his hood and his windshield go up in flames. He then pulled over, let us pass, then pulled us over. I still remember what he said, and I will never forget it. He said, "Sons, you're timing couldn't be better. I got a robbery in progress to go to, so I won't arrest you for the weed in your car. Just don't litter." Then he turned, walked back to his car, and sped off. Like nothing ever happened. It was the scariest day of my life!

Anything like this, or something somewhat similar, happen to you? PM me your Stoner Stories, or any kind of stories, and maybe I can make it a weekly Stoner Story segment in my newspaper! 😃