Still more Experience Level Race crap

Day 5,676, 04:15 • Published in Canada Canada • by Wilhem Klink

Disclaimer:
Usually I start an article on Tuesday or Wednesday and it slowly develops over the week and I spend a bit of time Saturday and finish it. I started this one late and it really didn't take off. I had lots of fun stuff to do over the weekend and didn't come back to it. There's probably less potential in it then I initially thought so I'm going to just dump it out and try something else next time. Its clearly not finished, but even with more effort, its not going to be very good. By process of elimination, one of these Experience Level Race posts is going to be the worst. This is probably it.
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As all Experience Level Racers know, the sports governing body is the Global Experience Level Racing Association of the World (GELRW). While its entirely possible to engage in the popular sport of Experience Level Racing without going through GELRW, only GELRW-sanctioned events earn points for the rankings.

Recently GELRW held a symposium on why players engage in Experience Level Racing. We're all aware of pyramid structures like the food pyramid


The GELRW has issued the eRepublik players' hierarchy of needs.


To drive home just how important the racing community is to eRep, GELRW issued the following Venn diagrams




Two race fans are engaged in an Experience Level Race :
TemujinBC - is the bottom of any pyramid
Wilhem Klink - the intersection of a five circle Venn diagram

The winner is the first to add 100 experience levels to their profile. Said winner gets to lord it over the loser, confident in their superiority as evidenced in an dizzyingly pointless 15-year old browser-based game that, for some reason, still has rocket factories.

And loser has to donate 100,000 200,000cc for enhanced payouts to the Hot Air Program (a program the entirety of eCanada loves - I mean every single True Canadian, patriots and heroes all).


The Starting point of this historic epic



Where the players stand after 18 weeks clicking away




The Big chart

Once again, four each; the lead remains 18


A running graph


Lastly, levels per week




Mood check: Tie!
Like kissing your (step)sister


Hey! Hey! I said just kissing, what the hell!


In the home stretch of this slow roll.



Sic transit gloria mundi




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