[South Africa] STEAL THIS NEWSPAPER
Day 559, 15:12
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Published in Brazil 
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by Esteban Delgado
The news of a PTO dominating Brazil has escaped. Our very own expatriate, cheesebreath, has indeed broken the news of a press takeover by the mighty South African pen in Brazil.
As a citizen's duty, it is in our best interest to support South Africa in the war for independence on every front: by sword; by labor; and by pen. Please read all newspapers written by South Africans in the Brazilian media and help us make our new theirs by voting for our articles and taking theirs of the news feed.
Here is a list of the South African newspapers printed in Brazil:
• Black Lion Front Defender
• Die Spuitpoep
• Die Vryheidsvegter
• Die Ware Naboom
• El Tigre Magnifico
• eSouth African Mirror
• Free Africa Party HQ News
• Free South Africa
• Jah Exodus
• Krimp Factory
• News to South Africa
• Pretorian Communications
• SA Soldier of Fortune
• Sack says:
• SWB bullettin
• The Cape Weekly
• The eSA Resistance
• The Lady in Exile
• The Real Rocknrolla
• The Rub
• The Sexy Times
• The Sounding Sea
• The Standard of eSA
• The Witness
Make sure to subscribe and vote for all of them!
And remember, you'll never hear of a Brazilian trying to escape South Africa, only a South African trying to escape Brazil.
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If I've missed a paper, please tell me.
you've missed this one:
http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/SaoPaulo/foto/0,,11356683-EX,00.jpg" target="_blank">http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/SaoPaulo/fo[..]0.jpg
That weakling has no use for what South Africans need to get around in the "Brazilian Empire." I highly recommend these heavy duty boots to navigate through the heavy duty bullshit you'll get sucked into in Brazil.
http://www.bakterienkultur.de/blog/uploaded_images/gummistiefel09.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.bakterienkultur.de/blog/uploa[..]9.jpg
xpixxaxxas xem graxa maix xnauxmm xei xo qui ixcrivinhaaa
Por que cigana não lê mão de sulafricano?
R: porque sulafricano não tem futuro
\o/
Um sulafricano foi à loja de armas e perguntou ao vendedor brasileiro:
- Você tem fuzil?
- Não. - responde o vendedor.
- E uma metralhadora?
- Não.
- Uma bazuca?
- Não.
- Uma granada?
- Não.
- Um 38, porra!
- Não.
O sulafricano foi embora morrendo de raiva e falou com o advogado dele:
- Aquele brasileiro num quer me vender arma!!!
O advogado foi à loja de saber por que o cliente não podia comprar armas na loja e perguntou para o brasileiro:
- Meu senhor, o que o senhor tem contra sulafricano?
O vendedor respondeu:
- Metralhadora, fuzil, bazuca, granada, 38...
podreeee muahahaha
Jokes! How cool! But they're in Portuguese 🙁
How to defeat eBrazil
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-south-africa-how-to-defeat-ebrasil-817971/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-sou[..]/1/20
UHSHSAUHASUHSAAHUSUHASUHASUHASUHASHUAS
PWNED EPIC
KATE WINSLET PWNED
What eBrazil? I only see eNew South Africa. 😕
Oh Esteban, you missed mine. Granted, I just moved it.
eBrazil? You must be referring to Little South Africa.
Deodoro, it's only a "pwn" if the person form whom the words are intended or to whom they are directed...can actually read them.
Kudos for effort, though. 😃
Added. Really nice avatar by the way, Lucien.
You can add The Sounding Sea. I'm due for an article ; )
I've been putting it off because I usually put alot of effort into articles, but I only write on rare occaision.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-sounding-sea-185814/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/th[..]14/1
Oh and, I noticed Ryan Publishing in Brazil. Add him to the list.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-cape-weekly-140492/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/th[..]92/1
Done, thank you Oceanus.
Please note this is my newspaper now in Indonesia! Any who wants to have a go at them please feel free to PM me!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/daily-south-african-indo-186890/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/da[..]890/1
SA press FTW! 😃
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-south-africa-forever-first-victimes-of-ebrazilians-frustration-818373/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-sou[..]/1/20
muito boa Kate!
esteban, se vc ainda não aprendeu a lingua dos teus chefes, aprende com aquela baranga da hollysglad
Great list
Another good one for the list.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/die-vryheidsvegter-185142/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/di[..]42/1
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/esouth-african-mirror-184765/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/es[..]765/1