State of the Union: A Victory Today

Day 784, 12:24 • Published in USA Bulgaria • by Jewitt


This article was attacked by the nation called "eRebuglik," but it has been salvaged.

12 January, 2009, Day 785 of the New World - The world is looking better than it did months ago as the massive world war is turning back and forth. Across the globe, things are changing for the good. At home, we are starting up new modes of communication, management, and working on that little thing called a "baby boom."

Our Domestic Situation

I have to start this off with saying that my Secretary of Interior, Jude Connors, is an amazing and well-driven individual. His work, complimented with his undersecretaries, have brought about revolutionary changes in how we manage ourselves as a nation.

One such contribution actually came from your Vice President, PigInZen, where he outlined a complete organizational chart of the Jewitt Administration.

The Human Resources Department, under the leadership of Rainysunday, is finally up and running. It is tasked with the goal to find and assign new and motivated individuals to positions in the government. To be filtered through the H.R. Department, here is the form.


Whenever I see this picture I think of the movie, Independence Day.

Another great addition to this fine nation is something that has been around for quite some time: The Media Department. What has changed is that now Rheinlander von Phalz is Secretary of the Media and Mr. Hyphenated, writer of the paper Hyphenetically Speaking, which is something I have to admit to reading every day.

His unique style, straightforwardness, and rising to popularity hopefully will help revive the White House Press Room to its former glory. All of you should expect to see advertisements on the right of your screen very soon - and I encourage you all to vote and subscribe its latest issues.

This is just a single step in many to help improve the communication between President and citizens.

The War for Europe

Seems like this truly is a War for Europe in the end scheme of things. I think one of our nation's real life Generals said it best: "Never involve oneself in the childish wars of Europe." Oddly enough, someone also said, "never fight a land war in Asia" and look where I took us!

Regardless of the situation and what many pundits insist on arguing and saying, Europe is vastly a war ground where EDEN is making amazing victories. However, classing this as "EDEN" is wrong since it is not an EDEN operation (remember: EDEN is a defensive alliance), but a TAF ("The Allied Forces&quot😉 maneuvering.


Polish troops fighting in Germany.

The offensive was done to get rid of blocking nations which have since invaded, attacked, and prevented the proper defense of our allies Romania (v. Bulgaria), Poland (v. Germany), Spain (v. France), and Greece (v. Turkey). Just last weekend we saw France and Germany collapse, with Bulgaria long ago history.

Now all that remains as a major blocking force is Turkey, and Greece is pushing to do the same to Turkey as Poland and Spain did to their counterparts. Unfortunately, Phoenix knows that they are losing ground. I guess it was high time for them to finally realize that posting "FAIL" in articles despite their many losses no longer had the same effect.

Hungary launched an attack on Croatia early this morning, no doubt both a distraction battle from the offensive in Greece and a path to hopefully turn the tides in South Eastern Europe.


Could this flag soon be under fire itself soon enough?

What is extremely interesting is that Hungary now has a full set of MPP's against her - both Romania and Croatia. This could be the beginning of the end of Hungary, as we saw the United States pay for activating her own set of hostile MPP's back six months ago.

Regardless, the coming weeks will be interesting in Europe. Asia herself seems to be cooling off, but all those from the Gulf know - Before the hurricane, there is always a silent calm. In all, the war is going well for our allies and will continue to do so for at least a few more days before anything drastic shifts.


» It is your duty to vote and subscribe to the White House Press Room. Why? Because I said so.

» There are some islands in the Atlantic between us and our allies Poland and Spain. I would recommend everyone go to their Top Media and make random comments. I like the phrase "You're doing it wrong."

» A change of tradition, I am looking at some Celtic rock today.

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