Star Spangled Banner

Day 2,314, 01:13 • Published in Canada Canada • by Booleus

In light of our occupation, I have taken it upon myself to learn the national anthem of our new overlords:

O say can you see by the cheeseburger's glimmering grease,
So nervously we cowered from Serbia's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars tell us "run from the the perilous fight",
We turn and run away, and leave our allies so gallantly streaming?
And the Jack in the box sign's red glare, our guts bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that we can kick the ass of a country less than half our size;
O say does that feces-splattered banner yet wave,
O'er the land of the fat cowards and the home of the dim?