Square This (Dumb Thoughts, Day 1,226)

Day 1,226, 16:15 • Published in USA USA • by Chutley

Today’s Positive Thinking is brought to you by squares. Feel free to leave a comment if you have a dumb thought of your own. No prize today, just a warm and fuzzy feeling from being the worst you can be.

Square This

1. If I owned a movie theater, I’d hire a square to work in my box office. He'd fit in perfectly.

2. Here’s a poem:

A square is a bad thing to be
A square is an intermediate thing to ski
A square is a real f*ucked up tree

3. Squares could kick the crap out of any other shape. It’s the only one that knows how to box. He might have trouble getting into a ring though.

4. If I really messed up, I'd rather start on square zero.


Square Rant


Squares are paradoxical. You can both “be” one and “be in” one. But they mean different things. If you’re a square it means “you’re not there,” but if you’re in a square (like Times Square), well, you are there. If you’re a square it means you decided not to be around people, but if you’re in a square, there’s no more public place to be. Especially on New Year's Eve, which, ironically, is one of the most likely times you'd be invited to a party. So, if I didn’t go to that party and, therefore, I’m a square, but instead I went to Times Square, I'd be a square within a square. I'd be a square, squared. By that logic, I'm the square root of Times Square.

See, it’s confusing. I bet I just ran you in circles.





Freak your mind.



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