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Spin it!!

Day 2,336, 07:44 • Published in Canada Canada

• by MAS.

eUS let us help you out in preparing an after battle statement, top spin statements when your ass is getting kick!

#5 I was only giving you a head start
#4 You didn't knock me down, my feet jumped out from under me
#3 I wanted to see how many times I could stop your fist with my face
#2 I was letting you win
#1 I was trying to lose!!

People of Canada please be helpful and post your suggestions.

Comments

Ralph Kline Day 2,336, 08:08

I didn't get enough sleep
I had a bad childhood
I have explosive diarrhea
My lawyer said to let you win
Jezus took the wheel

Xander Kross Day 2,336, 09:27

"We were resetting your determination bonuses."
"They were planned losses, ignored over more important battles elsewhere."
"We had to eliminate your battle shield."
"We were planning on giving those regions to an ally - you've just saved us the work of finding a way around the MPP."
"It's all part of a larger strategy you couldn't possibly understand, but trust me - this needed to happen, and you played right into our plans."
"You may win a few RWs here and there, but we win every direct battle."
"Ha, you have a few regions back, that's adorable. Enjoy losing them again in a few days."

Edelmann Day 2,336, 09:59

Every region you regain means a region more to reconquer. 😛

Exalted Druid Day 2,336, 13:33

I was drunk and fought for the wrong side.

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