Special Report: Despondent UK Decides to Commit Suicide

Day 736, 10:45 • Published in USA Poland • by Battle Kitten


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Despondent UK Attacks
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Reports are sketchy at the moment but it appears that for the first time in history a nation has decided to commit suicide. Despondent over having no friends after betraying her old allies and single handedly making PEACE dismantle due to its perpetual uncoolness, the UK has decided to end its life. In its suicide note, it cited its lack of friends and overall gloominess for provoking the USA and its allies into a fight. Funeral services will be held at a later date. Nobody is expected to attend.

All joking aside, conserve your fights. There might be later attacks in the day and there is no sense in wasting them in the UK. Be patient and wait for the situation to develop. If at your last log in no further battles have opened up then feel free to kill Red Coats.

Update, The UK not content with one training exercise has attacked Belgium and Rhode Island. Before your last log in be sure to fight in Belgium first and then Rhode Island. That said keep your eyes open for new battles.

FOR NOW HOLD FIRE and FIGHT AT YOUR LAST LOG IN!!!

Belgium: http://www.erepublik.com/en/battles/show/7988

Rhode Islan😛 http://www.erepublik.com/en/battles/show/7990