Solar Eclipse
Theel Maas
The American space agency, NASA, found time during the invasion their country is facing to forecast an upcoming astronomical event. Much of southeast Asia will fall into complete darkness for a period of some six minutes on day 610 due to a solar eclipse. The affected regions include India, China, and Japan among others.
The eclipse can be viewed in the geographical area of 24.2 24°12′N 144°06′E / 24.2°N 144.1°E / 24.2; 144.1 with a span of 258 km.
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When asked to comment on the upcoming solar eclipse local resident TheReverendSeanV had this to say, "Watch the [expletive deleted] out. That's when reverse werewolves come out."
Be wary fellow citizens.
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Reverse werewolves are an even bigger threat than Russians.
FACT