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Socialism Eats Babies for Brunch and Other Non-Traditional Meals

Day 1,561, 15:14 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Willard Mitt Romney

To my fellow Britons, from your enraged editor:

OPENING PARTY:

As you may be aware, a number of new left-wing parties started up of late, which led to the former party being forced to disband due to the conditions dictated by the free market (supply and demand, innit?) - thanks to the large number of unsatisfactory and non-efficient cooks spoiling the uber-streamlined investment broth - the old order has been liquidated and asset stripped (and if you thought that meant getting naked - then to you sir - naughty! this is a traditionalist and prudish right-wing outraged organisation from now on)

From now on, get used to regular right-wing rants and irritated craziness plus we have a party to go with it:

http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/uk-thatcherism-party-472/1

It's nice and to the right.

WE SUPPORT FREEDOM OF THE INDIVIDUAL, EXCEPT WHERE WE SAY WE DON'T!