So, those Feds, huh?

Day 2,023, 04:11 • Published in USA USA • by Emerick
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Pretty butthurt yesterday. It's like yesterday was National Act Like a Butthurt Nerd and only the Feds knew about it. Crying because your party was the only party to vote for your candidate isn't what your average adult would call "expressing opinions", most people with hair below their ears would call that "childish" or "really butthurt".

Oh yeah, there's a conspiracy in WTP, too. See, Hale was all like



"See, what we'll do is "pretend" that we forgot the "thirty-first" day of the month, thereby giving us an extra day to play with. During this extra day, surely people will vote the way we want them to, because, as told in Sumarian legend, hurr durr durr durr hurr durr. "Lasers.""

And, of course, this brilliantly planned and executed plan to pretend to forget a day of the month went off without a hitch, and because of the plan, and only because of this mastermind in WTP, Paul lost.

WELL DONE GUYS YOU FIGURED IT OUT

Because simply rigging the system would have been too complex, and rely on too many variables that you cannot possibly control.

You lame-brained dolts.