So the results are in!
Day 1,905, 08:12
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by mwcerberus
Yes results of the PM elections are in and the winner is R.Fiest This of course is a major disappointment for me I was kinda hoping chaz would win.
Anyway I have a 3 step program to get over this very upsetting and unexpected loss.
STEP 1
Here are spamicans HQ we already have a kick ass victory party planned and our plans shan’t be halted with a simple thing like losing.
We will however be changing the guest list if you’re reading this and you’re not a spamican you are not invited some may think us petty about losing and that is absolutely the case screw you all.
Theme: The rocky Horror Picture Show
Time: Start about 7 tonight
Venue: Tower of London baby
Beverages: Alcohol and lots of it
Expect Chaz to turn up in some bush tomorrow morning, Horice to wake up straddling a hedgehog, Moriarty to wake up with an Irish flag tattooed on his arse, Woldy to have photos of him playing strip billiards circulating in the press and me to have scored with Invalidation.
STEP 2:Cry
I HATE YOU ALL!
STEP 3:Negotiation
Well 2 things about this loss upset me 1. The UK will be subjected to another month of seriousness. And the very much more important factor 2. I don’t get to be a minister I’ve been playing this game 2.5 years now and all I wanted was a grand sounding title involving no work whatsoever hmmmffff. Now the UK has no one to tame pigs
Look at them plotting with no one to tame them, reap what you sow UK (he he pig puns)
Onto the negotiation bit I have spotted a massive hole in Richards’s cabinet (as well as the lack of a pig tamer) you’re missing a Minister of Red Buttons or MoRB for short.
I propose that I fill this gap in your cabinet.
During holding this role I would have 2 main responsibilities.
The sorting and distribution of red buttons for jackets and whatnot.
Making sure that this red button (integral to UK society) is not depressed, or pressed whatever.
I am insanely qualified for this role and would do an average job so please let me know Richard in the comments.
Oh and the obligatory sexy picture;
DAAAAAAAAM that’s a sexy tash.
Yours MWC
Anyway I have a 3 step program to get over this very upsetting and unexpected loss.
STEP 1
😛retend we won
Here are spamicans HQ we already have a kick ass victory party planned and our plans shan’t be halted with a simple thing like losing.
We will however be changing the guest list if you’re reading this and you’re not a spamican you are not invited some may think us petty about losing and that is absolutely the case screw you all.
Theme: The rocky Horror Picture Show
Time: Start about 7 tonight
Venue: Tower of London baby
Beverages: Alcohol and lots of it
Expect Chaz to turn up in some bush tomorrow morning, Horice to wake up straddling a hedgehog, Moriarty to wake up with an Irish flag tattooed on his arse, Woldy to have photos of him playing strip billiards circulating in the press and me to have scored with Invalidation.
STEP 2:Cry
I HATE YOU ALL!
STEP 3:Negotiation
Well 2 things about this loss upset me 1. The UK will be subjected to another month of seriousness. And the very much more important factor 2. I don’t get to be a minister I’ve been playing this game 2.5 years now and all I wanted was a grand sounding title involving no work whatsoever hmmmffff. Now the UK has no one to tame pigs
Look at them plotting with no one to tame them, reap what you sow UK (he he pig puns)
Onto the negotiation bit I have spotted a massive hole in Richards’s cabinet (as well as the lack of a pig tamer) you’re missing a Minister of Red Buttons or MoRB for short.
I propose that I fill this gap in your cabinet.
During holding this role I would have 2 main responsibilities.
The sorting and distribution of red buttons for jackets and whatnot.
Making sure that this red button (integral to UK society) is not depressed, or pressed whatever.
I am insanely qualified for this role and would do an average job so please let me know Richard in the comments.
Oh and the obligatory sexy picture;
DAAAAAAAAM that’s a sexy tash.
Yours MWC
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I asked your party candidate if I could be Minister of Breasts a while ago and received NO RESPONSE.
And you wonder why the electorate chose the silly candidates over your more serious one???
yes you can hold the red button, but not press it 😉
Great work mwc! The party will always go on at the Spamicans regardless of what happens! And this is just first step in completing Horice's evil plans of domination 😃 Eeeeevil plans! \o/
(@ Dr. Hugh: Cabinet Page Two http://imageplay.net/img/tya22304911/CabinetP2.png
I didn't forget you buddy! I just didn't finish or publish it and only put out half the foreign affairs thingy after the CP debate farce.)
Feck Political Partys, I declare The Real Spamicans the eUKs first Party Party!
Horice \o/
i'm a minister hurrah I proclaim every spamican dMoRB (deputy minister of red buttons) together we shall protect the button. Bring on the party tonight
But who will be top and who bottom mwcerberus!?
Feck Political Partys, I declare The Real Spamicans the eUKs first Party Party! X2
I declare Minecrafting guilty of treason for stopping democratic debate and will gratefully accept your position of minister of cleavage. I hope my hands on approach will help me create a wave of good feelings and not just a nipple..i mean ripple.
I'll be your Tom Queally to your Frankel
your Michael Schumacher to your ferarri
your David Cameron to your UK
hope this clears up the sleeping arrangements
I understand and accept this arrangement, the morning shall be interesting...
As always the Minister of MassDebating is willing to lend a hand to the cause...
@Hugh how can you be minister of breasts if you don't have any?!
But Dr Hugh, if you look again, you are not Minister of Cleavage, you are Minister of Cleverage. (whatever that is)
voted and subscribed. Got to keep this accessible.