So I was sitting outside with my laptop...

Day 1,789, 20:53 Published in Thailand Thailand by Mystela


...playing eRepublik & reading the news articles,

when I came across this. o.O
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/no-bra-day-2137838/1/20

Suddenly I realized that my next door neighbour, who had been watering his lawn nearby,

was now pretending to paint my door frame. I knew that he was pretending because that door has no frame! :/ So I said, “Hey you, stop that! Either play eRepublik with me, or get back to your own yard!”

He sulked off then to hang up his laundry, but I could tell that he was still interested.

But instead of speaking to me about it, he called a bunch of his rowdy friends over, to try to distract me, while he stole my laptop! I didn't notice this for awhile, because I was very busy helping my other neighbour to raise his flag, Ohh Canadaaaa... Did I mention that I'm a real life Canadian? It has its perks. 🙂

Anyway, as soon as his flag was fluttering, I turned my attention to eRepublik & immediately noticed that my laptop was with the rowdies! 😐 So I wrestled them for it, individually & all together. It was really hard to tell, what with all the balloons. O.o

Then I ran, because you can only wrestle so long with so many, plus it was nearly time to work & train! Unfortunately they chased & I was forced to snap this picture, over my shoulder with my web cam, in case I want to press charges or something...

I ran until I saw a beach front bowling alley! 😮 & I dove in there. My eyes didn't adjust to the smoke & darkness fast enough though & the next thing I knew, I slammed into something hard & you guessed it!

This guy was glaring at me from the floor. 😒 I made sure that his balls were fine, gave him my eRepublik referral link & took off out the back door.

Luckily my eyes adjusted quickly this time & I was nearly able to hurdle this guy. I barely touched him & I'm sure that he'll be fine. 😉

With the rowdies still hot on my tail, I ran into this gym & woah 🙂 some wet guys! It was very hot in this gym, so hot that I could barely breathe. So I threw down some eRepublik flyers with my referral link, yelled Muaythai!!! in honour of my beloved eThailand & took off, before someone did something that she might regret later. Did I mention it was hot? So hot...

I couldn't run past this guy, struggling to hold up a sheet of plaster board, with his bare hands & just one tool. Did I mention that I'm really handy with tools? Well I am! So when he called out for help, how could I say no? The poor guy was losing his jeans. The least I could do was to help him with that... I left some eRepublik graffiti on his board & jogged off. 😉

Fortunately, the rowdies gave up chasing me, just as this guy flagged me down to check out his tattoos. I examined them really, really well, inch by inch & reassured him that everything was healing up just fine, really fine, so fine...

It was right about then that I noticed, that not only was eRepublik failing, but so was my graphics card! Colours were disappearing & even my eRep profile looked paler than usual. 🙁

Then I blacked out & when I came to, after I completed my DO, while browsing through my Picture file, I found this! 😒 I don't even...

So girls listen, how do I restore colour to my comp? Any ideas girls? Girls?! GIRLS!! Oh nevermind! 😐 I'll ask my next door neighbour!! *.*

tl;dr
I prefer no cup day over no bra day, everyday of the week! I mean any day, any day of the week! 😛

EDIT

I believe that everyone would agree that human sexuality is timeless & that part of its intrinsic value, is the appreciation of the stunning beauty of the human form.

Speaking from a personal, professional & volunteer point of view, as a female belonging to one of the largest cohorts ever, a Baby Boomer, who has worked for years in the medical field & with World War II vets, both male & female, I would like to add that human sexuality is also ageless & unbound by gender.

The two-fold purpose of this article was first, to poke fun at the guys, hopefully of all ages, who play eRepublik & who appreciate articles showcasing the female form (à la minimak's article) & second, to showcase the spectacular male form, for any & all to appreciate, with a little humour & eRep references thrown in. Maybe I should have added more humour...

At any rate, since I'm in here editing anyway, I'll use this opportunity to add one of the most popular videos ever, used during senior citizens physiotherapy sessions! Some Average Canadian Guys, with strong, healthy bodies, just having a bit of fun. I'm not sure why YouTube's version of this same video has been locked down, but anyway, Numa Numa & have a great day! 🙂