So I got a job offer..

Day 982, 15:30 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Krimpiekat

I get home today, and I find the following pearl in my BNC log:

(16:00:11) (JudeanPrincess) Krimpie you're my personal bodyguard
(16:00:15) (JudeanPrincess) \I'll pay you 5$ a hour

Don't bother denying it JP, your vhost etc.

But you're in luck. I'll take the job, however, I will have to charge you per kilo for that oversized proboscis of yours. I would have charged you per brain cell, but I do not do charity cases. I am Jewish after all.
That means it's going to cost you $5 plus another $3400ish per hour.

If you however stopped being such a delusional little girl and be more polite to people you wouldn't need a bodyguard. Giving your "boyfriend" his testicles back, which you apparently keep in your purse, would also be a start

So to cut to the chase, it will cost you an even $3400 per hour as I'm in a generous mood today.

But if you flap your gums, i'll charge you for the other nostril as well.