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Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away there lived a man who went by the name of AMD to his friends. Now this man had been democratically elected to represent his country in a presidential election, so of course got his own plane.



Air Force Fun. Now he rode Air Force Fun around the world, arranging training wars shortly before his term, acting as any good lad would, but then ended up flying home. He did his inauguration, sat through some banter and abuse and then went about his duties. However halfway through his term he and his entire Ministry of Defence team were called to an immediate meeting in Brussels, the home of Pluto the dog.



The trip to Brussels went off without a hitch. They told them where they could and couldn't fish during the resource wars, and how powerful all vacuum cleaners sold in the eUK must be.
AMD attended all the super official important meetings whilst his MoD team, led by the valiant Boaty McBoatface stopped off in Schipol Airport and went to Amsterdam, to take part in "Local customs"



They were quite successful with the ladies whilst they were out there, and managed to snake each other quite a lot until left all alone was Boaty McBoatface. Boaty got really upset, especially when they all returned to the plane and he went alone, all by himself, just like AMD who was stressed out from the stressful super important tense meetings.
Out of jealousy at all the god damn snakes on the god damn plane, he snuck into the cabin and crash landed the plane somewhere in the middle of the English Channel.

As you can imagine this was rather inconvenient for AMD. All of his MoD died in the crash except Boaty who parachuted out and went to party on the island of Guernsey. Meanwhile AMD made a camp on a deserted island he found, and stayed there for 20 days before an aging Sambo the Vice President showed up and finally did his duty.


He rescued AMD and took him back home just in time for the Impeachment vote. Garth Liddlington rejoiced and Fataliix try harded and won some BH medals in honour of the return of the president. Prince Harry photoshopped some images and it was intense banter. AMD returned, and spent the remainder of his time in power without his MoD, Rest In Peace, and defending his damaged reputation.

All because of those motherf*cking snakes on that motherf*cking plane.



Thanks for listening.