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Snake Oil...

Day 1,924, 00:23 Published in Australia Australia by Ranger Bob
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WELL YEEEE-HAW!

RGR Snake Oil Promotions here y'all and boy oh boy do I has somethin special for y'all this here week!



You tootin!

For a good ol four figure sum, Is'a gonna not invade your country!

Yaw you heard me!

I have the line to the Ol' Fella Ronaald Gipper Reygun! And boy yeah boy he wants to help all us eeeeAussie Folk now and for all tyme!

YEE-HAW!



Simply like, y'all go and send RGR some green and boy, is he gonna look AAAAAFTTTER you!

YEE-HAW!

This is the rootin-tootin best deal y'all gonna get ever! Cos like we all n know how rooting-tootin true Yankee this here RGR is!

YEE-HAW!

So don't y'all forget, simply go send him thems greens!

Y'all 'aint ganna 'gret it!




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Comments

Aussie Blokee
Aussie Blokee Day 1,924, 00:26

hahahahaahahaha

ronnyJnrJnr
ronnyJnrJnr Day 1,924, 00:28

this made me LOL so hard I actually voted it

Aussiee Bloke
Aussiee Bloke Day 1,924, 00:35

not actually sure, what just happened

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,924, 00:39

lol he's so slimy.

kuckuck
kuckuck Day 1,924, 00:41

V!

Arfman
Arfman Day 1,924, 01:08

Awwwwwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

vergolian
vergolian Day 1,924, 01:26

Back in the day my boys paid me or Mario to take care of the problems on the street. It's called good retail management. Until Jason Moran the little sht missed the hit on Carl Williams. Worst mistake ever, champ.

Kami Carmine
Kami Carmine Day 1,924, 01:52

I don't think we would be any worse off even if he did invade us.... and I doubt half of any friendly country would fight against us even if he did.

so many LOLs

Tiamati
Tiamati Day 1,924, 01:53

Yeehhhaaww.

Ajay Snake Oil = Caviet Emptor.

DraimAlexander
DraimAlexander Day 1,924, 02:09

ROFLROFLROFL

Dell Fargus
Dell Fargus Day 1,924, 04:53

What the heck is this?

Binda33
Binda33 Day 1,924, 07:22

lol

Kendo Yanar
Kendo Yanar Day 1,924, 07:51

YEE-HAW!

LanyIsLost
LanyIsLost Day 1,924, 08:46

I don't find it the least bit amusing.

Arfman
Arfman Day 1,924, 11:42

Find Aussie Bloke and ask him what happened.

Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 1,924, 08:53

HAHAHA!

NewtonSG
NewtonSG Day 1,924, 15:24

Yeehaw, parder!

infin
infin Day 1,925, 00:40

He can't invade us, we don't have a country.

Ranger Bob
Ranger Bob Day 1,925, 00:51

Yessir but imma thunkin for a four figure sum he'll give y'all a region so he can attack it. With no border. From the other side of the world.

RGR is that good.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,925, 01:13

Coalition FTW o/

HAIL Prime Minister Abbott.

and yah, give me my 5K.

Wilhem Klink
Wilhem Klink Day 1,925, 02:42

You really need to get a life outside of eRepublik. Maybe a girlfriend or something. You're getting too wrapped up in a free browser game. Seriously. I'm concerned for you.

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,925, 02:46

I have diesel fuel and a match any time your ready to sacrifice for your cause....

Derphoof
Derphoof Day 1,925, 07:32

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Video Jack
Video Jack Day 1,925, 10:33

As a RL American, I found this offensive.

 
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