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Day 2,372, 09:28 • Published in Croatia Venezuela

• by MrLeTi

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Pričaju koza i puž:
Pužu, znas sta, ja bih se udala za tebe?!
A puž joj hitro odgovori:
Priznaj kozo da je zbog kućice.
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Puše travu zeko i pile...
I složi zeko malo jačega i da piletu da proba.
Pita ga:
- I pile, osjećaš što?
Pile kaže:
- Ništa!
Složi zeko još malo jačega i da piletu. Isto ga opet pita:
- I pile, kako je sada? Osjećaš sada što?
Na to će pile:
- Opet ništa!
-Misli zeko: Složit ću još jednog...
I složi zeko, ono, bombu. I da piletu opet.
- I, pile moje, nemoj mi reći da opet ne osjećaš ništa!
A kaže pile:
- Ne. Nita... ni kljun, ni nogice, ni krilca, nita...
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by ltisljaric
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