Smart People Vote Pizza
Day 1,506, 20:42
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by Pizza The Hut II
You should all vote me for President tomorrow as I am the only one with an in-depth plan, have the most political experience, and will actually make the eUSA more awesome.
Odds are the vast majority of you are a bunch of sheep who will just vote for whomever the elites and your party banners say to vote for, but hey, it doesn't hurt to ask. Thanks in advance for those smart enough to actually not believe propaganda and smear tactics.
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Hail Baguettes! \o/
I prefer the Denny Crane version, please include a picture o7
http://www.websophist.com/DennyCrane_President.jpg
the best part is he fits in almost perfectly on an ideological basis XD
Sir the Klingons are attacking!!!
oohhhh.....kirk picture. you may very well have swayed my vote.
Kirk is a Canadian you traitor to America you!
Sounds like you're angry over Bachmann getting dismantled yesterday. :3:3
this in depth plan for America includes allying with Serbia.
~~from the POTUS Debate show on eNPR.
oh, by the way, all of Pizza the Hut II's articles are featured in tonight's Pony Express newspaper at
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/pony-express-late-day/1939520/1/20
I find your sheep picture laughable. In a bad way
funny :3
Don't get the new tactics. No big words used poorly and lots of symbolic pictures. Pizza, are you shooting for the imbecile crowd now? Did the low activity n00bs catch on to the fact that you were using them? This is getting to be a baah-baah-baah-bad trend on your part. I used to at least respect the effort you put into promoting yourself. You aren't even trying anymore.
at least not be so lazy that you can't get relevant pictures, it is not that hard to photo shop...jeez no one wants a lazy president.
Captain James T.Kirk FTW!
all hail T.Kirk
T.Kirk FTW !!
Pizza is a serbian.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5283207
Captain James T. Kirk, someone needs to PM him and ask if he would be so kind as to apply for CZ. A German citizen cannot be POTUS.
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Pizza, why are you posting pictures of all your girlfriends together?
Pizza, how about explaining why members of your party leadership who you ran for congress actively fight against the EUSA?
Even sheep don't follow you Pizza. That is because they aren't blind.
What do you have against pizza?!
it is one of the most delicious meals 🙂
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Admin, please add a new button
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/new-button1-1939769/1/20
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In depth plan, eh?
But you don't want us to be sheep.
So... perhaps you should have outlined your plan...
So we wouldn't be sheep by voting for you on blind faith...
Can't tell if trolling...
I am not really in favor of Pizza the Hut, but all of the other good parties are Left-sided.... this sucks DX
Nevermind, I guess there is always the Federalist Party...
lies...Smart americans say no to pizza and stay in shape