Slade Cash for Congress in Baja

Day 1,583, 06:51 • Published in USA USA • by Slade Cash
UPDATE: Now with improved graphics and an endorsement from VP Jude Connors:

"In the time that I have known SladeCash, I can say that he is hard-working and full of great ideas and potential. He will be a valuble addition to the USA Congress"
--Jude Connors, VP of the eUSA



VOTE SLADE CASH FOR CONGRESS IN BAJA
A true Bastard running on the USMJ ticket


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Friends, enemies, trolls, scammers, spammers, and eRep ladies who just really like to admire my admittedly amazing ass: IT'S TRUE. SLADE CASH IS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS!

Why? In the words of Kinky Friedman, why the hell not?

So anyway, yeah. Baja. Having been a RL resident of both Texas and California, I am well accustomed to occupying territory that Mexicans like to claim as their own. And lucky for me, Baja hangs down like a giant donkey dong, always ready to slap Mexico in the face every time they start to get uppity about such matters.





And why should you vote for me?

Well I am not going to promise to deliver world peace, perkier breasts, hookers and blow, free contraceptives, or even a pizza (no reference to notorious terrorists intended). How much power do you think a single member of Congress really has?

What I will deliver is transparency. You will get weekly reports at the very minimum, right here on my paper. What we voted on, how I voted, and why. I will answer, to the best of my ability, any and all questions posted in the comments of my articles or asked on IRC. All Congressional discussions that would not be threatening to national security if published, will be fair game.

Now, this doesn't mean I'd go to Congress just to be a troublemaker. I actually can't think off the top of my head of anything that has been approved in the last month that I wouldn't have voted for. But this concept that some have reported that any discussion of proposals should be discouraged or even ridiculed is absurd. There should not be a problem with having someone post at least a sentence or two about each proposal explaining why it should or should not be approved. And in the vast majority of cases, this information should be shared freely with the rest of the country.

It is true that I am still relatively new to the game, but I have been quite busy since I got here. I have been Party Liason for the Bastards and that has helped me make a lot of friends in many different parties. As a result, I have gained an understanding of many different perspectives on the game. This experience has also helped me become the new ambassador to eNetherlands. And although this is my first article in my own paper, I have helped several friends with their own publications. And how many guys do you know who are bold enough to post a giant hand-drawn penis on their article asking for votes when everyone else is posting girls with big fake boobs? Anyway, you can find me just about every day on IRC. Come hang out on #BoL if you want to get to know me and my ideas better, or just to hang out. I hope to have some good conversations with prospective voters soon.

Now it's time to take my knowledge and diplomacy to the legislature. I would appreciate your vote on March 25th.

Regards,
Slade Cash