Sisterhood of EDEN (latest news)

Day 1,735, 10:52 • Published in Bulgaria Bulgaria • by eDarkAngel

With great peril to my personal safety and more precisely my beloved legs (hairy as they're I still cherish them), I bring you the latest logs form EDN summit.

Since everyone at press-conference news international are very keen to present top quality hot of the stove news, we will present a short summary of events before the tasty logs.


- Croatia denies entry into GEA to Colombia

At the 19 of August EDEN summit a vote was held about Colombia's application to join slaves'r'us division of EDEN (GEA), the Croatian representative was the only one voting against the application of the latin american country which was being represented by former Argentine president and Kloraq rice groupie Clorofila. Though other representatives brought out valid questions about Columbia's revolving door entrance into and supposed exit from TERRA, it was only the Croatia representative which stated old butthurt over rent money for Colombian regions which they had rented out to Colombia in south america as the reason.


- New budget was discussed amongst all members of the alliance, containing a comprehensive monetary policy for the coming month:

100 000 for spies and
help for RWs for congress

The 100 000 budget was accepted, however it was agreed, that too many members have congress as it is so the second issue needs further study before it can be accepted by all at a later summit.


- New charter was signed (3 months ago, congrats EDEN citizens) and it was almost decided that an article should be written informing all citizens in EDEN countries about it. In the meantime someone wanted the charter appended already. Romania has not signed the document, but for that matter former member Finland has.


- Belarus and Ukraine, who were being represented by a tag team of reps who represented both countries (congrats to Belarus on gaining such a worthy follower) together with Netherlands proposed that all countries be allowed to sign MPPS with Sweden. As a motive was stated that, Finland is EDEN puppet and as Sweden is not as much ONE puppet the new Nordic alliance will be on a leash, so it is good to sign MPPs against the hegemony of alliances in the new world ABC. The question of Ukraine's previous MPPs with ABC and use of the alliance to attack Russia was not discussed (congrats ABC). During discussion the question about Moldova MPP came up and the Belarussian/Ukranian representative demanded that no MPPs be signed with Sweden as long as it holds an MPP with the other monstrosity of a military conglomeration CoT.


- In other news, Argentina asked for help from EDEN, then promptly put Turkey battle as CoD, to avoid such problems in the future it was decided that new presidents of member countries undergo HQ schooling in manicure application. As well pink will be the official colour of EMS. And the brotherhood will, from this moment on, be known as a sisterhood, since over 75% of the talking at last summit was done by women. As a result current SC Atricium gave in his resignation. For us that explains why the latest "save Argentina" mission of "showt;ts" did not work, everyone in EDEN has a pair.


- Netherlands requested help in fighting off Romanian PTO, but was denied as all resources are currently devoted to stoping the Romanian PTO of China. Though everyone agreed, this is inline with new sisterhood policy of hair pulling.


- Points, 3,4,5,6 of the agenda were not discussed as no one from the aMC was present and the MC was busy with her pedicure.


- As part of the new PR strategy the alliance decided to give out a little more information about the alliance to the public, at least from 2 years ago. Fortunately the passwords to the rooms have not change in that time as well as most of the members of the HQ.


- Albania will be the focus of intense RWs stated Croatian representative to the crowd among which an Albanian one was not present, however BIH will be tough because of Romanian NAP with Serbia and because they're not full member of EDEN. Also there will be help to Argentina, maybe if their CP learns how to set up the CoD properly between butt waxing sessions.

- Turkey did not participate in the summit as their only girl Kloraq was bussy dancing with her rice paddy.



With this our report is concluded, for the boring logs here, for the EDEN charter here, for the UP to date EDEN booklet here and for the alliance budget here



WARRNING: Do not leak EDEN logs or Nenya will brake you legs!

PS. Forgot to tell you, these logs cost me 100000000000000 gold, I had to sell the rights to may last press conference to pay for them!

PS2. Putting USA on black list for MPPS was discussed as well, but everyone quickly changed the subject to strap-on.....high heals.

PS3 After being butthurt of being excluded from the girls club, Kloraq took revenge on the wet manicure of vlakyria: paparazi

PS4 The supper secret and very comprehensive budget of EDEN was deleted by mistake by the secretary while she was doing the manicure of her toes.