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Sir Jimmy Going for ESO's PP

Day 2,579, 16:47 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Sir Jimmy Savile

Yes. This is NOT a joke. I, Sir Jimmy Savile am going for Party President of ESO. This will be my first time as a PP and I will be doing my best to return ESO to its former glory. As I write this I should be in bed sleeping or doing my college work (It's about a month over due). But to show my dedication, I am going to stay up all night trying to fill this article with nonsense. So where to begin...

Party Activity
As ESO died when the Serbs came and ruined everything, Party activity also died and we are now lucky to get 3 posts per month. So to change this I am going to start posting in the party feeds once per week, I will start campaigns. Hell I will even admit to child sexual harassment if it gets us somewhere.

Plans For My Term As PP
As we are a far-left party I will be personally setting up competitions and lotteries that will be for all of eUK/eWorld. I will spear no expense (Except costs to cover my staff, the majority of my q7 weapons, gold and some food). I even plan to run for congress so we need to be in the top 5.

Will I succeed?
If everyone vote Yes, to Sir Jimmy Savile, I think I can do this. I want everyone from every party to come over to ESO and vote for me. I will even make cows jump over the moon if it gets you all to vote for me.

Am I Done Yet?
Yep I think I've written enough bullsh*t in this article to satisfy my self for now. Just remember, come to ESO, vote Jimmy, stay for the month, easy.