Singapore Evening Post

Day 1,625, 10:35 • Published in Singapore Singapore • by Boethiah


Hello and good evening my beautiful Singapore.

I'd like to start my article with a feature about how to spot a PTOer.
Here is a diagram of one.

As you can see, pig disgusting ptoers are easy to spot because they radiate pig disgusting. Be aware though, not everyone bearing a Romanian flag is a PTOer, just those affiliated with SPP or Singapore Pig-disgusting Party as they shall henceforth be known. They are an affront to Dio Brando, and as such should be shunned and ridiculed for using such Pig Disgusting tactics, and also being really bad trolls.

New Forum
We have a new Forum, for all eSingaporeans, it is my first ever one so its very basic, but if we can get it active then it should be a haven for us all. PM me in game for permissions. And maybe we can rebuild our community there. Also don't forget #eSingapore on Rizon, usually its just me, Liz, Amun and Chewie, but we can get more active on there. If eSK can manage it we can.

A Message to EDEN.

Dear EDEN or TEDEN, or whatever you call yourself these days. Please do not make MPP's with Singapore, first you are wasting your money as Singapore is not on the map, second you are supporting a PTO, please denounce their regime, I always thought EDEN denounced PTO's, as many of the nations on our MPP list are under threat of PTO themselves. Save money and save a Country.

Featured Gratuitous Butchering of English by a PTOer.
Boethiah ..... Lizzy ...you are to noob for this game
make something... get a real life...
Courtesy of krabinier.new

Presidential Elections.
I'd like to wish good luck to Alector and Atracurium in their respective elections. Both are so much full of win.

Featured Singaporean Villain.

We are going to present Elizabeth Jones, a name that sends many into fits of laughter. Presenting himself as the Ukranian PM in very badly photoshopped pictures, the account was run by one Anthony Lorenzo who's image burned itself into the minds of every eSingaporean. From the moment he arrived on Singaporean soil he engaged in tirades against the Government not understanding the level of co-operation Singapore had, (the people were the govt). He was also famous for his excessive use of the brand new advertising feature. Lets just say, he didn't last long.

Remember

Muchos Gracias for reading.

Hello Lizzy!!

Boe