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SHOCK TREATMENT

Day 2,513, 18:45 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Kaminarinote

Some mood music

In support of Rylde’s war effort, I will be providing tiered military aid. All Q6s distributed are given under the strong recommendation they be used in upcoming battles introduced by the office of the President of Canada and his cabinet. Weapons will only be given to eCanadian citizens, and only their comments will be considered for the comment count (I also don’t count towards the comment count, if I in fact comment on this article). All weapons will be distributed as soon as this article is off the board in 48 hours time, or so. Also, if 25 commenters and 101 votes are reached, weapons will be given then (no point holding out).

Without further ado…

0-10 Votes: First 5 commenters receive 20 Q6s
11-50 Votes: First 15 commenters receive 20 Q6s
51-100 Votes: First 25 commenters receive 30 Q6s
101+ Votes: First 25 commenters receive 40 Q6s

Vote it up, comment it up, and remember to stockpile your resources. President’s orders.

Supporters
klop123 (730 Q6s)

Signed,
Kaminarinote
President-in-Canada

Comments

Foxfire Day 2,513, 18:49

Strength and honour. o7

Genyng Kislev Day 2,513, 18:51

klop123 Day 2,513, 18:51

Hope that no one buys votes for you 😛

No tanks please, give it to players that need it.

Kaminarinote Day 2,513, 18:51

Noted.

SexyCicko Day 2,513, 18:52

and i shall comment!¨!!!

Kaminarinote Day 2,513, 18:53

"Weapons will only be given to eCanadian citizens, and only their comments will be considered for the comment count"

Sorry mate

SexyCicko Day 2,513, 19:53

y u discriminate? 😃

Kaminarinote Day 2,513, 19:54

Because Croatia's too badass for my weapons 😉

DodgyHagrid Day 2,513, 18:55

😃

Xander Kross Day 2,513, 18:58

What is a... Q6?

Kaminarinote Day 2,513, 18:59

A Quality 6 (six-star) weapon.

Xander Kross Day 2,513, 19:04

I know Q1 is for ebabies that haven't yet joined a commune, and Q7 is what everyone uses for everything when they finally do join a commune... aren't Q6's the things you donate to third world countries where everything sucks and no one has shoes?

Kaminarinote Day 2,513, 19:06

Q6s are the official quality of weapon of Captains of Industry, eCanada's premier Military Unit. Canadian citizens are welcome to join at any time. We offer Monday and Friday Fights, where you can win up to 25 Q6 tanks. For more information, contact any captain of the MU, or Goran Thrax himself.

Xander Kross Day 2,513, 19:06

Also, whatever they are, I don't want any.

Xander Kross Day 2,513, 19:02

And of what, exactly, are you President? Besides the McVicker Fangirls Club, I mean.

Kaminarinote Day 2,513, 19:03

I'm a president OF nothing. I am a President IN Canada.

Xander Kross Day 2,513, 19:05

In order for that to be factual, you have to be president OF something. If you are president of nothing, you cannot, ipso facto, be a "President in Canada."

Kaminarinote Day 2,513, 19:07

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_in_Prussia

Xander Kross Day 2,513, 19:47

This is not 18th century Poland. And you are not a "King" within your "electorate."

Kaminarinote Day 2,513, 19:50

Spokesmen are basically kings, and IW is an electorate.

Also, eCanada is this game's version of 18th century Poland.

Xander Kross Day 2,513, 19:56

Being a loudmouth does not make you a spokesman for an electorate or a political party. It makes you a loudmouth. Trust me, I've been down that road, lad.

And eCanada is this game's version of Canada, only better.

I mean... really, you could have made just about anything else up and it would have been more plausible than these arguments. Or stuck with being president of the McVicker Fangirls Club, because that is apt and people would believe it.

Kaminarinote Day 2,513, 20:03

Literally the Spokesman of the IW. Check mah profile, Snuggle Bear. You may be the Minister of Education, but you'll never be a President - like me.

And you may not have respect for the DMV Fan Club, but you are a card-carrying member. I know because I SOLD IT TO YOU.

Xander Kross Day 2,513, 20:22

Well there you go. I stand corrected. However, "Spokesman" != "President."

I have been Spokesman, and am currently Party President. But you're right, I will never be a "President like you" because MDP is actually relevant.