Sheep Attacks up 60% , Canada Go Home

Day 1,889, 01:57 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Winston S Churchill

Breaking News . I Pass you over to our on the spot reporter Ewan McGregor
who starred in the films Sheep Spotting, Sheep Wars and Black Sheep Down to name a few .



Hello this is a very cold Ewan , I'm here in the Rhona Valley where lots of sheep have turned up to complain about there new Host Canada !



The moose lovers have had enough of there native moose and have been caught with there pants down.

The welsh sheep have had enough and want Canada to go home now.

I spoke to a fighter Stpolar last night and I ask him why this wsa going on he said - I guess some of our lads thought they were prettier than your girls !

Thas is a fair enough comment, but sheep have family's too and this outrage must stop, The sheep say the welsh are much more gentle lover's !

So the sheep say- go home Canada - Sheep shagging wrecks lifes !