Shaolin Conspiracy

Day 731, 20:05 • Published in North Korea Japan • by Imzeweiner


The Glorious Nation of North Corea has uncovered a vast conspiracy perpetrated to destroy our wonderful country. As we work hard in rebuilding our homes from the ashes of invasion and tyranny there is a criminal organization striving to undermine the efforts of our Glorious Leader.

This evil syndicate is utilizing the latest technology to create an army of Mutated Underling Living Throwaway Individuals (M.U.L.T.I.s) to overthrow our leaders through their Very Organized Takeover Effort (V.O.T.E.).

This group is known only as Shaolin. Here is an image of their leader from the files of our North Corean Intelligence Agency.




Their plan is simple....

1. Steal plans for cloning from the internet, possibly using emails somehow.




2. Create their M.U.L.T.I.s




3. Train them briefly.




4. Feed them so they live about 2 weeks.




5. Hide them where no one would suspect until they are ready to unleash their (V.O.T.E.)







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But fear not,
lest they forget we have the DRAGO!