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Shaolin Conspiracy
The Glorious Nation of North Corea has uncovered a vast conspiracy perpetrated to destroy our wonderful country. As we work hard in rebuilding our homes from the ashes of invasion and tyranny there is a criminal organization striving to undermine the efforts of our Glorious Leader.
This evil syndicate is utilizing the latest technology to create an army of Mutated Underling Living Throwaway Individuals (M.U.L.T.I.s) to overthrow our leaders through their Very Organized Takeover Effort (V.O.T.E.).
This group is known only as Shaolin. Here is an image of their leader from the files of our North Corean Intelligence Agency.
Their plan is simple....
1. Steal plans for cloning from the internet, possibly using emails somehow.
2. Create their M.U.L.T.I.s
3. Train them briefly.
4. Feed them so they live about 2 weeks.
5. Hide them where no one would suspect until they are ready to unleash their (V.O.T.E.)
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But fear not,
lest they forget we have the DRAGO!
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Entire Shaolin team is BABIES
The Shaolin believe in castrating all males who are not members of their party.
Voted.
Its a shame our chief export is human traffic clones.
LOL. Drago is traitor. Yankees go home.
LOL again and voted .
LOL!
Сферические идиоты в Корее.
LOL. Arschmann is traitor. Ruskies go home.
LOL again and voted .
glad i'm neither a yank or a ruskie. at least i am allowed to stay
That 2nd pic might be outdated (seems to be the last picture of habrvalery35) there is a new secret shaolin leader, the one that gave order to moscow to retreat from hamgyong and saving the ruskies from our secret nuclear powered wheelchair cannon.
A+ nonetheless
We're still alive!!!
Hooray now we only have to deal with the swarm of multis. If some how we keep our country after that we might have a shot of doing something worth while. Time to go to the bat cave and plan.