Sexy Is Back: Libertarians For The Win!

Day 1,093, 18:41 • Published in USA USA • by Dave Richards

The Libertarian Party is sexy. Very sexy. Always have been, ever since we were formed almost three years ago. The Libs have been around since the very beginning.

We had a bit of a hiatus for a while as we underwent some name changes in the last few months. But we’re still the same party we always have been. Our core values still live: activity, dedication, and sexiness. We are the new party of sexy.


This woman has been officially endorsed by the Party of Sexy as a sexy woman.

Want to join in the sexy? Now’s your chance. You can become a party leader by filling out this form. (Disclaimer: there’s no guarantee you’ll get a major position, but any job is sexy in the Party of Sexy.) Another sexy thing to do is donate your Congressional vote to the party, so that we can make sure our sexies can sexy up Capitol Hill. Become a mobile voter here.

If you’d like to run for Congress, we’ve got spots open – take the opportunity to serve your country. The first step is to sign up here.

Just as important as running seriously for Congress is running not so seriously for Congress. We need blockers so that there are no spots open for any unsavory individuals from afar to invade our government. If you don’t actually want to serve, please sign up here and do a duty for your nation. (Haha. Duty. 😒nicker: )

Sexy is back. The Libertarian Party is back. And now some more sexy for your personal stimulation.









Signing off,