Senator of Mephistoph; or, Marquis in Congress

Day 696, 12:29 • Published in Canada Canada • by Marquis of Mephistoph

I am the Marquis of Mephistoph.

I represent The Infernal Hellkeeper, Azazel. You may know him better as Lucifer, the Morning Star, or Satan, the Wanderer.

I am here to spread his ways, and his creed.

This is the first time he has permitted one of his Underlings in the Mortal Realm to reveal his identity: before this, he has simply possessed ready-evil beings from your world and driven them to even more diabolical ends. This time, I am not myself commiting evil acts, but it is my goal to bring Evil and the ways of my Ancestor to this electronic country.

I have studied your politics. I have studied your history. I have seen that what your system lacks is the Devil's Advocate. That is not to say that (since your society has mangled that term) no one points out the flaws in every plan. There are plenty of people here who do nothing but that. I merely will suggest the most efficient way of executing everything.

Let me say a little of My Master's plan.

He has chosen Canada. He has chosen this country to make it the greatest in the world. He sees the most nationalist pride here (as you may know, pride is a sin - something He loves to see), and believes it has the most potential to fulfill his goals. He has learned that the more powerful humans are, the more evil, twisted, and sinful they become. They grow more proud, more slothful, more avaricious, more gluttonous, more lustful and more wrathful (albeit less jealous - six out of seven isn't bad). He wants simply to make you as powerful as he can. He wants to make you as powerful as possible in these restricted Physical boundaries.

I am here to fulfill that goal.

Do not, however, be fooled to think I will not help you, the reader, as an individual. That is my entire objective! To help individuals. Communism is not conductive to mass evil - only concentrated, saturated evil. I will push the most beneficial bills for the state of the country, and for the happiness of individuals (seems contradictory, but you simply must believe in my evilness).

Elect me as a member of congress; you will find you have elected one of the most powerful voices ever to be heard within or without the Great White North. You will not be sorry.

Marquis