Selling turdpie to the masses: A conway tutorial.

Day 2,057, 16:10 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken

So you stole money or got stolen money. 300k of irish money. then you allegedly returned it to nobody. Then you ran over to the UK and writes an article thrashing your former country. This impresses the eIrish haters there so much they make you congress member. Now your comrade is made CP. So how do you return and then get back to a position of power:

1. Give food :here is a few british traitor berries. Enjoy! : our lower levels goes nom nom everynom thing is nom fornomgiven nom nom nom.

2. Oh I sold my 1 Weapon Factory and 2 food factories to buy 10 energy bars and then I was so awesome in that fight. My 12 million vs the 50 million the DIV 4 guys hit with is massive.

3. Someone else was forgiven. Shouldnt I be forgiven? NO steal from RL persons if caught how many out of 100 people will forgive you. Therefore the defense of consistency of treatment. Think like it this way if everyone that stole was forgiven and returned to positions of power would we have a treasury.



4. I'm irish and a patriot. Lol many murderers etc are true patriots many many. This doesnt mean we have to condone your behavior. However I see an attempt by especially Brian Boru to try and cause a division saying non born Irish have no right to attack our GREAT PATRIOT. He even launched an anti Semitic attack asking for yiddish speakers to GTFO OF my country.

anyway apparently writing the odd troll article is considered our duty according to BB. I am not going to discuss patriotism even though the nations resemble real life nations none of you have shared your culture and your cultural beliefs with the rest of us. i dont have to work at being an Irishman because i am not one. but if you want to be pride of people that steal, people that betray our country, people that trash us for the pleasure of the brits then SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFS as i'm certain no true RL irishman will agree with you.

It was very funny how some of you tried to make a exclusive [TRUE IRISH]group because we dared attack the kunt conway. How Grianne would type some Gaelic motto to share with what she perceived as TRUE PATRIOTS. Give me 100 kurgans before you gave me one conway and 20 kurgans to a grianne and 1000 kurgans to a brian boru. You guys are massive jokes. You see in our nation we will not defend you, a conway would be a traitor and his immediate children and all his descendants will carry the stain of his betrayal. And that is no joke that is RL sentiments held till this day.

[EDIT] I dont mean you should not fight on the odd rare occasion for Brittian just not against Ireland. I referred to leaving our shores for theirs. Apparently there is some confusemint about this for some people and 75 comments later I clear it up as Grianne and Daghda is apparently terrorizing the rest of the old age home by screaming in their loudest voice "POOPIE KAKA POOPIE KAKA" the staff phoned me as their afraid of the next poopie kaka incident which took a week to clean up last time.

Even Ripley Bogle wouldnt have eaten the turdpie conway have you eating.

Apparently everyone also knows who Ripley Bogle is : Daghda ?

I used to own this book (cant find it though) had the artistic cover with the man drawn in oil paint with red hair. good book and think best cover also. cant find the cover in the new books though so no pics for you
Ripley Bogle is the debut novel of Northern Irish author Robert McLiam Wilson, published in 1989 in the UK although not until 1998 in the US.[1] Written when he was 26 it is arguably his most acclaimed,[2] winning the Rooney Prize and the Hughes Prize in 1989, and a Betty Trask Award and the Irish Book Awards the following year.[3] Many elements of the novel are autobiographical; the author himself was born in Belfast, attended Cambridge University, dropped out and became homeless.[4] It is regarded as a significant novel, producing "both a re-evaluation of Northern Irish literary identity, and an alternative perspective on the Troubles."[5]

Plot introduction[edit]

The novel is set over four days in London, where homeless 22-year-old Ripley Bogle aimlessly wanders the streets and, with angry satire, reflects on his life, directly addressing the reader. There are frequent flashbacks to growing up on the Turf Lodge estate in West Belfast during The Troubles, his move to Cambridge University and his subsequent decline into homelessness.[6]

BTW this sounds a lot like MrCOnway's ordeal wandering the streets of London homeless cursing at his former country. But Ripley dont beg and sho wont take mrconway turdpie from him. which is sad because daghda and grianne says its the best turdpie and very filling. oh well.