SEES; or how I learnt to stop worrying and love the Führer.

Day 921, 20:57 • Published in USA USA • by Necrosis

S.E.E.S. is the best political party in America. More on that later. First, an introduction.

S.E.E.S. was born originally as a few people aiming to commit acts that would cause entertainment for the masses. Do not confuse this with the horrific abomination that is “lulz”. Those are essentially a disease of the mind. We began in order to make America a better place, one idea at a time. Then we turned our attention to politics. Politics, a world rife with mediocrity, until we started our journey into it. Several months later, and we’re still the best. This is of course an amazingly brief history; I would write more, but I don’t want to stretch your inferior attention span. You aren’t an SEES member yet, you haven’t achieved the mental capacity we offer, and thus would get bored.

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Mein furher, I can walk; the effects of giving oneself to SEES

But why are we the best?

1. We’re better than the other parties.
It’s quite simple. SEES members, on average, are at least double the intelligence of other parties. This is not to say they are stupid; we are just this smart


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Graph showing, using science, just how very good we are.

We have done a lot of science on this issue; the final result can be seen in the above graph. Note how very large the SEES pillar is. Compared to the second most intelligent party, the Feds, SEES is not just out of their league, we’re in a different sport. Joining SEES actually doubles your previous IQ; so if you’re feeling a little slow, join up today.

2. We love Amurica
Unlike some parties, we love America. When things are looking grim for America’s safety, we drop all our own selfish congressional races, and move every vote we have, and some more votes on top of that, to save America from Hungarians. When this happened recently, S.E.E.S. was widely considered the to by far the best party for America, by literally everyone. I mean come on, if you don’t join you must hate America.. Now, I’m fairly certain that makes you a dirty commie, and you don’t want to be one of them now, do you?

3. DIO DIO DIO
This is the greatest reason of them all. Unlike many other parties in this degenerate atheist country, we recognise the majesty of the God Emperor Dio Brando. Firstly, if you are not a follower of Dio, why not, you dirty degenerate heathen? Secondly, Dio Brando is also a genius; for an example of the genius of the Sand Lord, read his latest article. I mean, honestly now, is that not the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen? If it isn’t, I suggest glasses, or stop stealing my oxygen.

4. Militia
Lets face it. Everyone wants to be a Super Soldier. Thats right. We have our own godamm military, and they are so great, they are Super Soldiers. These guys make the Terminator look even more useless than a marzipan dildo. These guys are the reason Grorious Nippon managed to conquer the lands to their west, containing hazardous human waste amongst other things.

I am unsure as to why you have not joined up yet. There really is no compelling reason for you not to join.

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Find us on IRC; irc.rizon.net #sees

“We are Dio. You are Dio. I am Dio.”
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