SEES' election plans - Vote porter in the Republicans.

Day 906, 16:53 • Published in USA USA • by Necrosis
America

As you are probably aware by now, the 6th place party, the Republican party is currently run by Pizza the Hut; a security threat posing as an American patriot.

In addition to this, there are also rumours of him conspiring with those who would politically take over our country; namely the Hungarian and Servians who, one month ago, took over the Democratic Republican Party, and thus caused an upheaval in the American political system.

In several hours, we return to party election day. With a looming threat just behind the top 5 political parties, and nothing being done about it, us here at S.E.E.S. have decided to take matters into our own hands.

By the time the server resets at the daychange, there will be a S.E.E.S. candidate in the APF, the UIP and the LIBS. The Federalist party remains safe, because we trust them enough to do the right thing by America.

This month, however, we are not here to exclusively take over your parties. Consider it extortion, if you wish. If you do not assist to the best of your capacities the anti take over operation in the Republican party, you will lose your party, and never get it back. The candidate we approve for this election is Michael Porter; politically neutral, cool guy, and American patriot. This is a candidate you should have no issue getting behind; this is not a S.E.E.S. power grab, as I'm sure you'll try to portray it, but an attempt to secure our country. We have gone to these lengths because of the inaction in the face of a serious threat. You caused us to take these steps. However, as we're so nice, and would prefer to save America to destroying you, we offer you this deal.

Oh, and don't even consider trying to mess us around. We're watching you.

Party officials; if you need to talk, get onto IRC and find me (GF) in #sees. I'll be trying to find you first, just to make sure you understand whats going on.

People who are not affiliated with parties; Join the Republicans tomorrow, and vote for Michael Porter. It is in the interests of everyone that this happens.

Specialized Elite Execution Squad