See you in Hell, my Darling America

Day 1,292, 12:28 Published in USA USA by Dio Soryu
Like the shades? I'm going for kind of a Jonestown look.

Well America,

What do you think of that? Can you believe such high caliber talent is just sitting idly around, going to waste? Not on my watch, America.

Not on my Watch.

If anyone knows how to get a hold of Dan Wang, I still need a Secretary of State and I think he'd excel in that role and that would complete my 'Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse' collection.

That's about all I got for you, Ive got shit to do and I'm already tired. Real shit, not candidate shit. I spent the last three days stoned and ignoring this game. That's the kind of leadership you can expect of me when I'm elected. Casual disregard and blatant irresponsibility.

See you in Hell, America.



UPDATE: I have word from Mohe3439 that he'd like to be Minister of Foreign Affairs, however I'm still holding out hope that I'll be able to find Dan Wang, so Mohe will be my Secretary of the Interior. ChickensGuys will, of course, be a Top Adviser.

How can this possibly go wrong?