Second Place Achieved, Thanks eUSA! [Edit]
Talostastic
Post-Verification Update;
Upon checking the results after they posted;
Frost lost 5, I lost 2, Chopp lost 10, Enkel lost 1.
So, if you want to say, "The AFA doesn't multi!" or even "The AFA multi's less than everyone else!", this seems kinda proof-positive for the case that it's all a lie.
Thanks AFA, you made the margin of 2nd place all the sweeter.
Post Election Update;
As of 15 seconds before Daychange;
The verification is still being carried out, but unless there were some shenanigans on the opposition's part, I feel confident that I'll have achieved my goal of second place.
I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me, and the man who will be PotUS 2 hours after this update, Josh Frost, for the avatar change through the course of the day, as well as the DSW candidate stenak for wearing the blocker avatar through the course of the day.
Well kids, I'm not going to sugar coat it.
This has not been the smoothest of PotUS Campaigns.
Good thing this was never a PotUS Campaign.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Talostastic, and I am running for WorstPotUS.
It was a foregone conclusion from the day he announced. Josh Frost was a man whose force of personality alone could carry him straight to the White House.
My campaign for WorstPotUS has been fun. I had two more articles I planned to release, but they never quite coalesced into actual articles I would feel like posting. One was far too good, the other one was just me typing "Please vote for me" over and over again (by hand, not that copy+paste BS) until I reached the maximum characters an article could have.
All in all, I'm happy with the best WorstPotUS campaign ever. I managed to barely win my own Party's endorsement. I got absolutely hammered in every other Top 4 party, though I somehow did better than I expected to, in that I got on the Primary ballot, and got more than 2 votes in each Party.
You might be asking, "If it's a foregone conclusion, why write this article at all? Why buy votes? Do you have money falling out of your ears?"
"Actual" Photo.
The thing I kept close to the vest this entire, glorious, hilarious campaign was that my goal is 2nd place.
Josh Frost's victory today is certain. But, I'm not content with being "just another loser". I want to be the first loser. I want Second Place.
Do you want to help my dream come true? Do you want to laugh at the AFA, that even if somehow, one of their random Impeachment laws passes, RGR's latest empty suit won't sit in the White House? Then you know what you need to do.
Talostastic4WorstPotUS.
If you have any questions, feel free to text me directly,
(920) 445-8712
Or, you can join my Campaign Channel
PM me directly if you want the campaign channel's actual name.
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Thank you. For being in second place. For pushing off the AFA. Thank you the people who voted for him. You all have done a great service. I salute you o7
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Woooooooo!
The parties are getting stronger! Kongrats!!!
Everyone knows the # of votes removed for CP is totally random, so that's not "proof" of anything. xD
The shenanigan was taking Josh votes and putting them in your column, when in reality you would've had far fewer votes.
that is people actually getting along and doing things for each other. you really need to practice that concept.
Not really. It's like Ross Perot telling his voters to vote for Bush to stop Clinton
Except instead of stopping Clinton they are stopping a political tackover.
yea really. people like one another. you cant even get that. amazing
Who wants to earn up to 4.5 gold
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if afa could use tons of multi's like you say what stops them from creating 1000 multi's and getting the win? *facepalm* the conspiracy spreader strikes again by making this article
1000 multis is very, very hard to maintain let alone hide. I mean, lets say America has 50 newbs born every day. Then, one day, we get to 500. Think no mods would look at that?
Plus, there's the issue of holding up that many reliable proxies. Just in general, 1000 multis is very, very hard. Plus, 1000 multi votes would be easily caught by the admin team.
50 or so though? That is a whole different story.
no trust me you could buy proxy's really cheaply hell you can even get someone to do that dirty work for you and leave it untraceable at a very cheap price and then once the votes are in even if their checked this could go on some days ago day by day so why doesn't the afa have those 1,000 multi's because we don't create multi's is just a big conspiracy's now there are possibility that our members might so on with other parties there are also possibility that other parties run on multi's but the afa doesn't trust me.
SO stupid Hale... I mean really.... if anything, we are the victims of multi use. We are hurting for manpower.
10 is not a ton. But it's more than the rest of the field combined, by total AND by percentage. 4% of Chopp's votes were multis. Second closest was Enkel, with a single vote removed for 2%, with Frost and I coming in at 0.6% and 0.7% respectively.
Glorious leader even said they don't have 40 multis capable of voting. 10 is less than his admitted maximum total, and that's just accounts that can vote. Just look at the parties the AFA abandons. They slowly shrink due to dying accounts after the initial exodus. Real players don't do that, multis do.
1.) i am pretty sure the afa is growing.
2.) supposedly you know the exact percent of multi's who voted since when did you become an admin? congratz
3.) obviously you would cover your and frost's arse by saying you guys barely had any multi's i am sure since the old president had enough to bribe for 250$ he could of easily brought proxy's and done this easily explains the nearly 1,000 votes. but yea just blame it on the afa everything is blamed on the afa. and if you can't blame the afa then you blame the congress members instead of the president. keep denying it.
everything said against you guys is denied literally everything bad.
4.) you say afa is shrinking the only reason we might of have shrunk is because your president bribes our people with 10 tanks XD and also hacked our old leader's account that's why we shrunk a bit. we never abandoned it. that party was hacked/bribed leader so don't say we abandon or anything. all those people are leaving and joining the real afa not some koalas XD
5.) i am sure multi's can't be traced so they can be ranked up and put to vote without problems so i am sure more than 40 multis can vote and i am guessing joshfrost had around 50-290 multi votes ;p
6.) Talostastic you might say your party is independent but its probably not you follow the federalist party your one of those other regular party's who support the oblige-josh frost - and on legacy.
7.) the afa gets is members from recruiting from other countries but then you guys blame us and say that we bring in enemies to take over america we don't we accept any people from any country i would say your people are pretty racist by declining that in a logical game type of way yea 0% freedom on that is like saying people from other countries have no rights to come in here and run in politics.
8.) and again i say you guys just keep spreading conspiracy's.
I'm just going to respond to for first punt and not even justify the rest of your nonsense with a response.
It has nothing to do with being a mod, multis aren't my department. Votes are only removed if they are illegal. Look at the two screenshots and bust out your calculator.
Heh. Auto correct butchered the first sentence and it still makes more sense than your rant.
Talostastic for AFA PP..................
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