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Search and Seizure Warrant turns up 5 tons of Cookies

Day 1,237, 03:06 • Published in USA USA

• by Dio Soryu

On 04/09/2011, at approximately 2330, Federal Agents served a search and seizure warrant at TC Logistics HQ. In the course of the search, over 10,000 lbs of stashed cookies were discovered and cookie manufacturing paraphernalia and confiscated by Federal Agents. The Department of Defense has confirmed that the serial numbers on the equipment match with those in the national database of DoD assets and property.

Sources from within the Department of Defense have confirmed that the cookies will be processed expediently and delivered to the eUS Army's Boot Camp in order to supplement the morale of our freshest combatants.

In an interview with a soldier in the Boot Camp, who requested not to be named in fear of retribution former military members, said "Yeah, we're all real excited about it. It's been a long couple days, this program ain't easy. We're all holding up good, but nothing a Cranberry Macadamia Nut won't make that much better."

No arrests were made.

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Notice: This article in no way reflects reality, nor is it representative of the Department of Defense. This article was published without the knowledge or permission of the Department of Defense and should not be considered anything other than my desire to see the new eUS Army succeed and a coy little swipe at the former eUS Military establishment.