Screw Okloahomaa...

Day 402, 22:41 Published in USA USA by TheSupernatural

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...and give it AIDS. Honestly, I can't believe I'm still breathing in such a... nonexistant enviornment. Time for something more real. I'm leaning towards Alaska. They pretty much got it all, I nice view of Russia, a large amount of land, great people, and a sexy woman in charge can bitch slap Congress any time she pleases.

Also, the bridge to nowhere happens to be in Flordia. Go figure.

As for news on the DoF, we're still looking for more members. Our official forums are here: http://whigparty.forums-free.com/ . I highly reccomend getting Wiki account and getting an account on our country's forums. Remember children, penis size is equivelent post count, so feel free to go postal (I've seen Emerick has already taken pleasure in doing so).

In other news, see the X in that picture? If you're one of the following people, consider that to be yourself:

Leroy Combs
Martin Sunter
Ikenstein
Anyone in the USWP
GeekyGator
Roby Petric
John Jakeson
Will Pilgrim
That woman that beat me for mayor due to party politics
King Waseem (no real reason)
Platonic (well, you are dead)
Korbin King (ditto)

-TheSupernatural-